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Stealth
01-31-2007, 08:11 PM
THE ALL TIME BEST BLONDE INVENTIONS!!!

The water-proof towel
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlights
Submarine screen doors
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart boards
A dictionary index
Powdered water
Pedal powered wheel chairs
Water proof tea bags
Watermelon seed sorter
Zero proof alchohol
Reusable ice cubes
See through tiolet tissue
Skinless bananas
Do it yourself roadmap
Helicopter ejector seat

Mathalamus
01-31-2007, 09:17 PM
one of the funniests one but that was, i belive posted before (BTW i told you all that the LAST one was already invented!)

Nex
01-31-2007, 09:41 PM
lol pedal powered wheel chair!

Fuggle
02-01-2007, 10:22 AM
A lot of those are actually real and quite useful. The Solar Powered Flashlight charges up during the day and then can last a couple of days of use I believe, and if you are outside hiking or so, it's the perfect type of flashlight.
They have Reusable icecubes, those little plastic ones that you just put in the freezer and use w/e.
A book on how to read? Isn't that all you do in school at younger ages? It's a picture book and has words to help you learn the meaning of them.
Skinless bananas would make it much easier to get them lol, don't have to worry about ripping it open, it's like the Express Banana.
As Math pointed out in the other thread, there are Helicopter Ejector seats, and they are useful.

So only about half of those are amusing enough to be a "Blonde" joke.

PoTatoes
02-01-2007, 10:27 AM
Pedal powered wheel chair was definetly made by a blonde

Blue
02-01-2007, 10:31 AM
yeah, but the ones he was talking about are the ones where you go straight up. (heli ejector seat)

Darkemperor121
02-01-2007, 01:05 PM
battery powered battery :-)

Blue
02-01-2007, 02:03 PM
what type of battery? :p

PoTatoes
02-01-2007, 02:30 PM
what type of battery? :p

Battery powered battery...so that means it takes a battery to energize a battery. That's a freakin oxy morono -_-

Pamela
02-02-2007, 03:02 AM
what type of battery? :p

@Blue: He was making a joke about blonde inventions.


battery powered battery :-)

@ Dark: That was pretty funny really.

@Tater-Tots: You goof...it was not an oxymoron..it was a joke about blonde inventions.

schmidz
02-02-2007, 08:51 AM
lol zero proof alcohol... for the light drinkerslaugh:

Stealth
02-02-2007, 05:57 PM
lol fuggle took that too seriously its supposed to be a joke not a 12 line lecture.

Pamela
02-08-2007, 07:36 AM
Welcome to knowing Fuggy...he does that. I thought it kinda funny myself,even if some are real inventions.