question and answer

[logic.]

im doing this group project for school
and we're suppose to make a satirical magazine
and i need to write a question & answer column,
it needs to be like a normal question with a funny/ satirical answer.
like:
dear logic, blah blah blah blah
-from so and so

dear so and so
(something funny/satirical)

and since i am the most uncreative person in the world anybody got any ideas on a question and answer?