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Ruin A Wish - nujabes - 01-14-2005
no one cares about u or ur avatar
i wish i had a car
Ruin A Wish - Gatordrums - 01-14-2005
you get a car and it's totaled by an old lady who fell asleep at the wheel and no one cares about you so nobody comes to your funeral >=P
I wish i had a machine that solved every problem i had.
Ruin A Wish - Foog - 01-14-2005
i hack it and make it create and make worse every problem that you had.
i wish it was monday right now so i could be with my brittany.
Ruin A Wish - [Ghost] - 01-14-2005
well you travel to a parrallel universe where monday is actualy sunday and vice versa
i wish for godly reflexes
Ruin A Wish - CheshireCat - 01-14-2005
You get your godly reflexes. You're walking down the street and a car comes speeding towards you. Your godly reflexes cause you to jump out of the way a split second from getting hit.......... right into the path of a speeding Mack truck.
I wish I could date Jamie-Lynn Sigler.
Ruin A Wish - Beholder99 - 01-15-2005
you start dating her and when your about to do the nasty she pulls her **** and you are forced to take it anally
i wish i had a bobble head baseball person
Ruin A Wish - CheshireCat - 01-15-2005
Watching your bobble head move back and forth gives you bad ideas, you go to a little league game to try to quench your desires and end up sharing a cell with Michael Jackson.
I wish I had some good books to read.
Ruin A Wish - Gatordrums - 01-15-2005
You get your books but then hitler walks into your room and decides to burn your book and throws you on top with em.
I wish i had A swimming pool.
Ruin A Wish - CheshireCat - 01-15-2005
Hitler's been dead for years.
You drown in your swimming pool.
I wish I had an alligator skin belt.
Ruin A Wish - PantallicA - 01-15-2005
You mail in for a genuine alligator skin belt, and when it arrives, it is still attached to a live alligator.
You lose the fight with the alligator, and send him to a golf course.
I wish my guitar tuner worked.
Ruin A Wish - TroGdoR - 01-15-2005
Your guitar calls you a loser, gets up and leaves you sitting there crying about the emptiness in your life.
I wish PantallicA was empty.
Ruin A Wish - PantallicA - 01-15-2005
I eat a sandwich. I am now Full.
I wish Trogdor had TWO big beefy arms... and more spinedies.
Ruin A Wish - Beholder99 - 01-15-2005
he gets bigger arms and more spinedies...???..... but you cannot bask in the glory of trog b/c your at your famliy reunion and when you get back he decided to get rid of them....???....
i wish i knew what a spindies were
Ruin A Wish - neurotiK - 01-15-2005
you never find out
I wish this thread would end.
Ruin A Wish - PantallicA - 01-15-2005
I reply to this thread.
I wish realm down didn't exist.
Ruin A Wish - Muse - 01-15-2005
the next time you go on b.net, realm down appears and it never goes back to normal.
i wish australian sopies didn't exist.
Ruin A Wish - Gatordrums - 01-15-2005
the soaps go away but then all the aussie girls get mad and it's like 24/7 pms.
I wish i had a way to skip 45 mins of my life
Ruin A Wish - Jellyblob - 01-15-2005
You inhale petrol fumes, then u slowly suffocate as the poisoning takes affects, then u die a slow painful death - 45 minutes gone ^^
I wish for to be able to fly
Ruin A Wish - CheshireCat - 01-15-2005
You get shot down by the military thinking you're a terrorist aircraft.
I wish Reality TV shows didn't exist.
Ruin A Wish - Gatordrums - 01-15-2005
they don't and i'm happy but then there is nothing left on tv.
I wish i could skip 15 mins WITHOUT dying. that's skipping a REALLY long time.