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My Bar - Pamela - 10-08-2004
Stand ...IN ME??? 0.o
My Bar - endromada - 10-08-2004
hes a ghost... apparently...
My Bar - Pamela - 10-08-2004
LOL...good answer!*grins*
My Bar - Zakel - 10-08-2004
*Looks at his belly*
"Did i eat something i wasnt pose to?"
*Uses his demonic energy to sence the ghost's ties to the baggy for ashes i ate*
"oh.. i see"
"Well its a good thing that bag is indestruable.. itll come out in about a week but i doubt anyone will wanna get it so your kinda screwed"
weatdrop
My Bar - Beholder99 - 10-08-2004
*shrugs and continues to stand in pam*
*gets bored and walks over to take a nap*
My Bar - Zakel - 10-08-2004
"ghosts can sleep??"
My Bar - Mr. Fabulous - 10-08-2004
Beholder you're not even a ghost you were burninated as a corporeal AND non-corpareal lol.
* Start's getting drunk because it's the best thing he can think to do*
My Bar - Beholder99 - 10-09-2004
actually i was burned when i was corpreal (sry bad spelling) then put into a plastic baggy which was eaten and now im stuck
My Bar - Zakel - 10-09-2004
"Maybe is can make your ride a little bit easier Beholder..."
"Hey Bartender give me keg..."
*After he gets keg and pays he pours himself a glass and puts laxitives in his glass*
*Looks down at his belly*
"This gonna be a fun ride for ya beholder.. real fun"
*3 hours later*
:toilet: :e:
*Huge Explosion*
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:wacky: "
"I wont flush so someone can get ya out.. but the state might call this place a Biohazard Area so some better get ya fast"
*Walks out and shares teh rest of his keg with everyone else"
My Bar - Mr. Fabulous - 10-09-2004
*Walk's into the bathroom and flushe's the toilet* Your journey has just begun Beholder.
My Bar - Beholder99 - 10-09-2004
*falls to the floor crying and thanking god that he cant smell since his death*
*yet i cry because my ashs have been desacrated*
My Bar - Grave - 10-09-2004
i demand a drink damn it.... all ladies my treat
My Bar - [Ghost] - 10-09-2004
*slaps grave for trying to impress the ladys here*
My Bar - Zakel - 10-09-2004
"hey i already offered every whats left of my keg.. so =P"
*calls sewage saying theres somethign that shouldnt be in the sewage but better stay back or they will die*
"who wants LAXITIVES!!!!! note: has extreme effect upon undead do not use if you suffer from kidney or liver problems or have a irratic rectum"
My Bar - Mr. Fabulous - 10-09-2004
Good thing you put that disclaimer there I almost took it.
It's impossible to get in good with any one in this thread, they'll just eat you after a few posts. heh
My Bar - Zakel - 10-09-2004
"yea.. when they make things the dont take the undead into account no more..."
My Bar - Beholder99 - 10-10-2004
*then the bar opens and a post man comes in with a package*
*he sets the package on the table and unraps it*
*he pulls out a container holding beholders ashs*
he says "next time dont flush this it made a huge clog blocking sewers for the next 5 miles"
My Bar - Zakel - 10-10-2004
*looks at jar to see the contents and sees that it still filty...*
"take that to a Nuclear Power Plant to be buried with the rest of teh nuclear waste that those powerplants make"
*Wraps jar in tape and puts in in a box gives the box iformation of sender/reciver*
*Gives the Box to teh postman and gives him 100$*
"make sure thats buried forever.."
My Bar - Beholder99 - 10-10-2004
*cops bust in and aresst the nuclear offical and demon for illegal posession of crack*
*jar is ignored and left on the table*
My Bar - Zakel - 10-10-2004
um there was no nuclear offical it was the postman so the jar is off the the nuclear power plant so by
*COmes back after he explains that it was all a misunderstanding and wishes beholder to never come back*