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Santa - Nethran - 09-30-2004
Ok, make sure your toasted before you read this joke...or else it's not funny.
Why is Santa Claus Fat?
Because he's lazy.
Santa - Fuggle - 09-30-2004
man u have to be really hammered or stoned to think that one is funny.
Santa - Nethran - 09-30-2004
Or sleepy, as was the case with me, being that I do not toastify. I laughed my *** off. It was awesome.
Santa - Tichondrius_87 - 10-01-2004
it requires a pause between the opener and the punch line.
for example:
Why is Santa fat?
because he's lazy.
also helps if you've had like, three pieces of that caffeinated gum crap. and you're sitting on a bus, surrounded by like, a dozen crazy homeless/carless/mindless people. and it's winter out, and you're on the way to college. then, oh then, it is funny. i was rolling in the aisle. as was kellard. good times.