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Why Most Professions Are Dirty - Pamela - 11-01-2003
Why Most Professions Are Dirty
The Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes."
The Dentist because he says, "Open wide."
The hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown?"
The Milkman because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?"
The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it."
The Banker because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest."
The Police Officer because he says, "Spread 'em."
The Mailman because he always delivers his package.
The Pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.
The Hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.
Why Most Professions Are Dirty - Marigi - 01-09-2004
what about: cheese factory man: he makes cheese
Why Most Professions Are Dirty - Tichondrius_87 - 02-06-2004
<<< is employed in many different forms of government and recreational work (Doctor, Dentist, Police officer, Milkman, DMV (don't drive it too hard now.))
Why Most Professions Are Dirty - Kagato - 02-06-2004
what do pizza delivery guys and obgyn's have in common? they can both smell it but cant eat it
Why Most Professions Are Dirty - Diablo - 02-06-2004
thats just plain wrong
Why Most Professions Are Dirty - Tichondrius_87 - 02-07-2004
refresh my memory, what are obgyn's?
Why Most Professions Are Dirty - Kagato - 02-07-2004
they give the girls their.... ahem.... girl exams
Why Most Professions Are Dirty - Tichondrius_87 - 02-07-2004
ah. lucky bastards. i guess that's my future employment.
Why Most Professions Are Dirty - Nubli - 02-07-2004
heh, oh what fun our world brings us...
Why Most Professions Are Dirty - Tichondrius_87 - 02-11-2004
who cares about you? it's the stranger that has fun.
dur.
Why Most Professions Are Dirty - Nethran - 02-27-2004
Spitfire Wrote:....*considers taking up being a hunter*....
You disgust me... You will shoot and eat it? I... Go home, spitfire...go home.
Why Most Professions Are Dirty - Tichondrius_87 - 02-28-2004
he probably is home.... but yeah. go home man. or to an institution. or an AA meeting or something. get help. 'cause i just don't think you're supposed to shoot it before you eat it.
Why Most Professions Are Dirty - Nethran - 02-28-2004
I threw up, spitfire, I threw up. Thanks a lot.
Why Most Professions Are Dirty - Tichondrius_87 - 03-03-2004
wait, maybe we should blame pamela for brining it up... AND spitfire for agreeing with that particular bit. but... can't... blame pamela..... sycophantism.... fighting.... CAN'T TAKE IT!
*BANG*
how could you miss when you try to shoot yourself in the head? upperclass twit of the year award goes to: KELLARD?!?!?!
Why Most Professions Are Dirty - Nethran - 03-03-2004
im middleclass, you retarded, 2 legged giraffe
Why Most Professions Are Dirty - MARO - 08-25-2004
the doctors one made more sense and the hunter's one was the funniest