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There was a blonde so dumb that she - Warrior[RH] - 10-18-2004
:jester: There was a blond so dum that she..........
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
- she called me to get my phone number.
- she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it
said "concentrate."
- she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her
mind.
- she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
- she tried to put M&M''s in alphabetical order.
- she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
- she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
- she tried to drown a fish.
- she thought a quarterback was a refund.
- she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
- if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you''d get change back.
- they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
- under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On
Phonics."
- she tripped over a cordless phone.
- she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
- at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here"...she
put Sagittarius."
- she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
- it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
- if she spoke her mind, she''d probably be speechless.
- she studied for a blood test.
- she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
- she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.
- she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
- she sold the car for gas money.
- when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home
and got 16 friends.
- when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she
moved.
- she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.
- when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
- when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport
Left" she turned around and went home.
There was a blonde so dumb that she - Zakel - 10-18-2004
Warrior[RH] Wrote:- she tripped over a cordless phone.
its tripped over the WIRE of a cordless pohne
There was a blonde so dumb that she - Silver Ice - 10-18-2004
sounds like tripped over a cordless phone because it is possible if the phone is on the ground. anyway those are some funny jokes
There was a blonde so dumb that she - A|fzZz - 10-18-2004
mayb she DID trip over the phone...
There was a blonde so dumb that she - DeStRuCtIoN - 10-18-2004
ok... she tripped over the phone coz it was on the ground.. nothing about a wire was there???
There was a blonde so dumb that she - Fuggle - 10-23-2004
those are all old yo momma so stupid jokes.
There was a blonde so dumb that she - medicine_man - 10-23-2004
Haha, you're right, but some of them are funny. Here's a blonde joke for you guys, I like it.
There's this blonde and she can't get this puzzle of a tiger together. She calls her brunette friend and her friend tells her she'll be right over. When the brunette gets over, she stops. She says "Number 1... That isn't a puzzle of a tiger. Number 2, I'm not helping you put the Frosted Flakes back in the box."
For all of you slow people, she thought that a box of Frosted Flakes was a puzzle of a tiger, since Tony the Tiger is on the front of the box. If you think it sucks, which you probably do, feel free to say so.
There was a blonde so dumb that she - xRubyWeaponx - 10-23-2004
That sux, i've heard it before but I respect you're telling of wisdom (just jokes, LOL)
There was a blonde so dumb that she - Warslut - 10-23-2004
How did the blonde break her leg raking the leaves >_>?
She fell out of the tree.... hehe
There was a blonde so dumb that she - Fuggle - 10-23-2004
Got me some old lame ones
How to u make a blonde drown?
Put a scratch and sniff in the bottom of a pool
What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
Spot
There was a blonde so dumb that she - Warslut - 10-23-2004
If a blonde and a brunette jumped off a building who would hit first?
Bunette would, blonde would have to stop and ask for directions ..lol
There was a blonde so dumb that she - Gspost - 10-23-2004
lmfao best joke what do u call mud with dirt MUDDIRT HAHAHAHAHA AINT THAT FUNNY
There was a blonde so dumb that she - fortunecookieX - 10-25-2004
so stuff at the dollar store are more than a dollar
and here a joke
a blond a red-head and a guy are in a elevator.the red head sees thats the guy has dandruff,so she told the guy to use some head and shoulders and the blond goes how you give shoulders.
There was a blonde so dumb that she - ug[yep0] - 10-28-2004
LOL nice one. Sick, True, and Funny.
There was a blonde so dumb that she - JesseDS - 11-08-2004
Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
There was a blonde so dumb that she - Specco - 11-13-2005
heres one for yah.... a blonde and her bf are driving in a car... and on the radio there saying blondes are not smart.... so the blond gets mad....and all of a sudden she see's a blonde rowing a canoo in a corn feild.. so the blonde in the car gets out of the car... and yells its blondes like u that make us look stupid... now wait till i SWIM over there and kick ur ***!!!.... hehe
There was a blonde so dumb that she - d2 nub - 11-13-2005
lollaugh:
where you guys get all thies?
There was a blonde so dumb that she - Fuggle - 11-14-2005
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