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As I Mature - Pamela - 11-27-2004
I've learned that you can not make someone love you.All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've learned that no matter how much I care,some people are just a$$holes.
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust,and it only takes suspicion,not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes.After that you better have
a big Willy or huge boobs.
I have learned that you should'nt compare yourself to others-- They are more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that you can keep vomiting LONG after you thought you were through.
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do,unless we are celebraties.
I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first,the passion fades,and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.
I've learned that 99% of the time when something is not working in your house,one of your kids did it.
I've learned that the people you care most about in this life are taken away from you too soon,and all the less important ones just never go away!
martass2 This is just some funny things I got in an e-mail...If you can laugh at life...you will appreciate the humor!
As I Mature - neurotiK - 11-27-2004
Omg Lol!!! Pam You Are So Fvcking Funny!!!! Hahaha
As I Mature - LostTrance - 11-27-2004
Heh, some of them are pretty good.
As I Mature - A|fzZz - 11-27-2004
pretty nice pam...keep em comin'...
As I Mature - Nubli - 11-27-2004
Meh, one of her more subtle jokes
As I Mature - splintercell - 11-27-2004
Nice, lol most are true to...especially " I've learned that it takes years to build up trust,and it only takes suspicion,not proof, to destroy it." that one.
As I Mature - Silver Ice - 11-27-2004
if one of your things isnt working... your kid probly broke it." lol
As I Mature - knight_ofdoom - 11-27-2004
lol good job. i prefered this one " I've learned that we are responsible for what we do,unless we are celebraties." and "I've learned that 99% of the time when something is not working in your house,one of your kids did it".
lol good job pamela and post more thing like that!
As I Mature - CheshireCat - 11-27-2004
Pamela Wrote:I've learned that 99% of the time when something is not working in your house,one of your kids did it.
Lol Pam, I remember my parents always wondering where the backs of the remotes went. ;-)
As I Mature - kurups - 11-27-2004
neurotiK Wrote:Omg Lol!!! Pam You Are So Fvcking Funny!!!! Hahaha
lol a bit over happy there arent you? lol its cool
pam they are all true lol and even though im no parent i am a kid therfor i know that 99percent if not 100 percent of the broken things are me or my little sister lol:laugh:
As I Mature - ITH - 11-27-2004
god job pamela now u can recive ur cookie at www.cookiesector.net
As I Mature - A|fzZz - 11-27-2004
hey pam...this is funny...move this to jokes to whoever see this...[mods/admins]
As I Mature - Pamela - 11-29-2004
LOL *Bows* I am glad you all enjoyed it!~smiles all big like~ And the thread move is accomplished!
*What the heck was I thinking putting it in Small Talk*....0-o
As I Mature - A|fzZz - 11-29-2004
man...where u get these emails from???
they are good...
As I Mature - Pamela - 11-29-2004
Mostly my Mom...sometimes my Neice or Sister-in-law!...I have had ,at various times, 80 E-Mails I try to wade thru....Today was only about 15 ~sighs and grins~
As I Mature - A|fzZz - 11-29-2004
lol...wonderin if u dun get to ur inbox for a day..wudnt it be full lol...
btw send me those funny stuffs too...
As I Mature - Foog - 11-29-2004
are you on any like joke of the day lists? i am on one of those, but they're usually really corny and stupid...anyways, i can identify with nearly all of those...specially the steamy relationship part...lol, prolblem is that i'm 14 and thus can't really hold a $$$ laden job...*sigh*
As I Mature - papii05 - 12-01-2004
not bad, they dont compare to your other jokes though.
As I Mature - Pamela - 12-04-2004
Actually Im on a jokes of the day list as well...but I am serious when I tell you my Mom thinks its her MISSION in life to forward jokes!!....I swear that woman would go into withdrawls if she was parted from her Web T.V. and her mailing list!! ~_^
As I Mature - Knight Blade - 12-04-2004
lol. ur funny. i have a few funny ones that are not for the light of day. if u email me i can tell u a few.