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Joke Contest - :[.:/King\:.]: - 12-28-2004
Ok im starting a joke contest who ever has the funniest jokes will get a rep point from me
Joke Contest - EmptyII - 01-09-2005
lol this is funny.......no one has posted yet
Joke Contest - Nee22 - 01-09-2005
yo momma so old she fart out dust!!!!:laugh:
Lolz
Y r black people so good at playing basketball??
Cuz they can run, shoot, and steal!!!!:laugh:
Joke Contest - Anisazi - 01-09-2005
Last time i saw you....i had to pay admission
have u ever wondered what life would have been like if u had had enough oxygen at birth?
u know....id love to see the world from your point of veiw...but i cant get my head that far up my ***
Joke Contest - Tichondrius_87 - 02-02-2005
your mother. i win.
Joke Contest - Fuggle - 02-02-2005
Too bad you cant give reps anymore and these threads turn into spam as tichondrius showed us.
Joke Contest - Stalker7d7 - 02-02-2005
1)Havfe you ever heard of my puppy jack?...i learned my war cry from him...he went grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....i put my ***** in his butt and he went grrrrrrrrr...i dont like my puppy jill because she goed argh argh argh...
2)Micheal Jackson.
Joke Contest - Stalker7d7 - 02-02-2005
ok i think i win..lolz
Joke Contest - Tichondrius_87 - 02-03-2005
firstly, don't double post. secondly:
''My God! What happened to you?'' the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast.
''I got in a tiff with Riley.''
''Riley? He's just a wee fellow,'' the barkeep said, surprised. ''He must have had something in his hand.''
''That he did,'' Kelly said. ''A shovel it was.''
''Dear Lord. Didn't you have anything in your hand?'' ''Aye, that I did -- Mrs. Riley's left boob.'' Kelly said. ''And a beautiful thing it was, but not much use in a fight.''
Joke Contest - liquidshaggy - 02-15-2005
why did the chicken cross the road, so he could get in to the joke books
Joke Contest - EvilCaster - 02-28-2005
I gots 3.
1) whats worse than a dead baby in a trashcan?A dead baby in ten trashcans.(vulgar i know)
2) whats worse than a dead baby?A dead baby in a clown suit!
3) Whats the difference between babies in a train and bowling balls ina train?One can be unloaded with a pitch fork and the other is bowling balls.
I feel sick and twisted rofl.
Joke Contest - DaCougarMech - 02-28-2005
(sorry to all the people i offend. yes, it is very racist and i apologize in advance)
how many dirty, stinking blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3 dirty, stinking blacks
1 dirty, stinking black to screw in the light bulb and 2 dirty, stinking blacks to throw feces at each other
Joke Contest - KillJoY_gs - 02-28-2005
(sorry to all the people i offend. yes, it is very racist and i apologize in advance)
just saying this cause this contest is gay depends on ur humor towards racial stuff , and immuturity
"Whats better than a live black person, a dead burned one(x2)."
(x2) means times 2
Also im sorry the racial comments let me make ur feeeeeeel worse
I live in chicago i should knwo bout thsi stuff (read down)
"******s run loose like sheep in Ireland and they turn into shit, cause of same reasons the smell like shit eat like shit and are shit so that makes the turn into shit eventualy"
Heres joke towards whites
White rule the world blacks and human . ahhh slaves if u will
Joke Contest - Ragnarhox - 02-28-2005
Three guys go camping but there is only one bed in the cabin so, they must all sleep there. the next morning:
Guy1-I had this great dream i was getting a handjob.
Guy2- yeah me to, i had a dream i was getting a handjob.
Guy3- Yeah...i had a good dream where i was skiing.
Joke Contest - nujabes - 02-28-2005
lol nice ragnarox
about ur sig, theres new family guy on may 1? i thought it was canceled
Joke Contest - Ragnarhox - 02-28-2005
whiteniggr Wrote:about ur sig, theres new family guy on may 1? i thought it was canceled
Is it canceled?...and i forgot thats was in there.
And this is from MadTv-
Growing old
Hello there old man in the mirror
yes u staring back from the walls
time has not been kind to u
for example take a look at your balls
they hang like a loose fleshy pengilum
no longer tight like so long ago
these days they poke from my pant leg
how did my balls every get so low
they use to be feral and hairy
a scrodum of world renown
now there like to shriveled resins
made hairless from scrapping the ground
when i go to the gym to do cardio
witch i do every once in a while
i must wear a jock strap in the shower
or my nuts will drag on the tile
i once took a trip to Italy
with my ball sack all bound up in tape
till my invention came undone in a vineyard
and Lucy oball stepped on my balls like a grape
so the next time that your looking downward
and you see a sight that appalls
don’t step on it don’t touch it don’t pick it up
Its Probably Just My Balls
Joke Contest - BlackMage908 - 02-28-2005
This isn't really a joke, but it's funny and sorry if this offends anyone
<guy1>(Guy1) If you went camping one day and got really drunk and woke up with a condom in your ***, would you tell anyone?
<guy2>(Guy2) Probobly not...
<guy1>(Guy1) Wanna go camping?</guy1></guy2></guy1>
Joke Contest - Zak - 03-01-2005
LOL Nice one Black Mage! Ok heres myn......
One day Three men were walking in the jungle, when they came across a canibal. The canibal said I will not eat you and let you go free if you go get a fruit and return it to me. he then told the men they would have to stick the fruit up their a*s*s without showing any emotion. The first men came back with 10 apples after shoving the first 3 up he could not take it anymore, and was eaten by the canibal. The second man returned with berries. He started shoving them up his a*s*s and got to the 10th berry, he burst into laughter. So, the canibal ate the second man. When the first and second men were in heaven, the first man says "wtf Man u could have lived, Why did you laugh?!!" the second man replied, "Well i saw the third man coming back with pineapples!"
hahaha
Joke Contest - nujabes - 03-01-2005
hah zak i heard that one b4 but its still funny
Joke Contest - Ragnarhox - 03-01-2005
Here is one...and in advanced im sorry if it offends you.
Ok two guys are hiking in the woods and they come to a fork in the road. They decide to take difrent paths and meet up at the next town. a few days later they meet up.
Guy1: How was your path?
Guy2: It was great, beautiful forest and senary. How about your path?
Guy1: Well i found this hot girl on the railroad tracks and we had sex.
Guy2: Did you get a bj?
Guy1: No, i couldn't find the head.