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Traveling Salesman - Pamela - 02-02-2005
IM STILL LAUGHING AT THIS ONE.
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he
needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he called down to
the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises. "I'm
afraid
not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically, "but down the hall
from your
room is a vending machine that should serve your purposes."
Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted
50 cents, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine
started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled
out his head and surveyed his reflection, which reflected the best
haircut of his life.
Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read,
'Manicures,
25 Cents' "Why not?" thought the salesman. He paid the money,
inserted
his hands into the slot, and pulled them out and they were perfectly
manicured.
The next machine had a sign that read, 'This Machine Provides a Service
Men Need When Away from Their Wives, 50 Cents.' The salesman looked
both ways, put in fifty cents in the machine, unzipped his fly and, with
some anticipation, stuck his dinger into the opening. When the machine
started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony. Fifteen seconds
later it shut off and, with trembling hands, the salesman was able to
withdraw his dinger... now with a button sewed on the end of it...
LMAO
martass2
Traveling Salesman - TyKe - 02-02-2005
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA, omfg, hahahaha that was halarious
Traveling Salesman - dknifton2004 - 02-02-2005
omfg that was funny :laugh:
Traveling Salesman - Tichondrius_87 - 02-03-2005
oh dear god, that would hurt sooo bad. a button? i mean, damn!
Traveling Salesman - Silver Ice - 02-03-2005
lol thats gotta hurt
Traveling Salesman - JnRossi - 02-03-2005
Roflmao, nice..
Traveling Salesman - skisbabe - 02-03-2005
that was just lovely lol.. thats why you don't leave home without your Wifes!!!
Traveling Salesman - skidude - 02-03-2005
haha another great 1 there pam way to go
Traveling Salesman - Fuggle - 02-03-2005
Heh dont wanna imagine if that happened to me.
Traveling Salesman - Johnnyboy-6t9 - 02-03-2005
dude that was just....omg....ouch
Traveling Salesman - Foog - 02-03-2005
hahaha didn't see that one coming...say hi to your mom for me, pamela
Traveling Salesman - Looz3r - 02-03-2005
ouch... that must hurt
Traveling Salesman - Tichondrius_87 - 02-03-2005
so... why exactly would someone label that what you need when you're away from your wife? no man would think of anything else. besides, i can so my button on, thank you very much.
Traveling Salesman - Pamela - 02-05-2005
LOL...it just shows you that men take things differently than women ~.0...A woman can say something,and 9 times out of 10...the guy will have a thought thats SOMETHING sexual!!Thats the whole joke ^^((poor guy....ouch))You testosterone devils you
Traveling Salesman - Tichondrius_87 - 02-05-2005
well ya know, me and my old friend-who's-a-girl-but-not-my-girlfriend used to play a game where she'd say something and i'd give it a sexual conotation. it was a good way to kill time. but i see what you mean pamela, though i disagree. not all things are sexual, but they can be made to be.
Traveling Salesman - Johnnyboy-6t9 - 02-05-2005
u no hes got a point lol
Traveling Salesman - nujabes - 02-05-2005
awww maaann a button sewed onto the end of his schlong...