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Top Bumper Stickers for a Woman ~.0 - Pamela - 02-12-2005
TOP 20 Bumper Stickers for Women
1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.
2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.
3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING.
4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.
5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT
EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES,SEEKS FROG.
6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.
7. DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN
8. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.
9. DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF.
10. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN - AND I HAVE A GUN.
11. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE... WHO CARES?
12. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES
13. AND YOUR POINT IS?
14. WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.
15. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.
16. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.
17. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP.
18. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.
19. I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE.
20. HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
((I thought this was cute !))
Top Bumper Stickers for a Woman ~.0 - nujabes - 02-12-2005
i like #6 and #16
Top Bumper Stickers for a Woman ~.0 - TMP - 02-12-2005
2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.
What can I say!
Oh. Wait, that's not about me is it...
Top Bumper Stickers for a Woman ~.0 - SDSnyper - 02-14-2005
lol pretty lame if u ask me
:devilish:
Top Bumper Stickers for a Woman ~.0 - Zarko the Mad - 02-14-2005
Hahahahahahahaha thats pretty awesome.
Top Bumper Stickers for a Woman ~.0 - liquidshaggy - 02-16-2005
not bad
Top Bumper Stickers for a Woman ~.0 - Pamela - 02-17-2005
Whoaw...that Sig has me dizzy...*head spins*....~closes eyes~ ((j/k))
Top Bumper Stickers for a Woman ~.0 - TyKe - 02-17-2005
NICE *** SIG SHAGGY, lol where did u get it. pamela, those jokes wold've been good if i didnt hear them already.
Top Bumper Stickers for a Woman ~.0 - Tichondrius_87 - 02-17-2005
those're awesome pam. i'll get some from one of my favorite places... dribbleglass!
Try not to let your mind wander. It's too small and fragile to be out by itself.
Guys, just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
I'm happily married, but my wife isn't.
Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
You are right where you belong. Behind me.
Old age comes at a bad time.
The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.
Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
Do unto others before they do unto you.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
Don't play stupid with me. I'm better at it.
Disarm rapists.
Submitted by Jerome
I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.
Experience is learning a lot of crap you didn't really want to know.
Submitted by Dwin
I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.
Submitted by Brooke O.
If 10 percent is good enough for God, it should be enough for the IRS.
Submitted by Kevin H.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. The answer is yes.
Was today really necessary?
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
The more I learn, the less I understand.
Just because people don't understand you doesn't make you an artist.
Submitted by Todd L.
Love is grand. Divorce is fifty grand.
Submitted by Ceejay
There are two important things to remember about surrealism. Frogs, power tools, and the Lincoln Memorial.
I came here with nothing, and I still have most of it.
Submitted by Hadyn J.
Even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat.
Submitted by Jack J.
Pass carefully. Driver chews tobacco.
Submitted by Trubill S.
O.K., I take it back. Unscrew you.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
I wasn't born a *****. Men like you made me this way.
Taxation with representation isn't so hot, either!
Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
Submitted by Nancy J.
Does your train of thought have a caboose?