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~Kellard's World~ - Nethran - 02-28-2004
Kellard stands before you clad in a long, black silk cape. Atop his head he wears a black, wide-brimmed hat with a wide red ribbon around its base. He has the white stick of a lolly-pop protruding from his thin lips and he is twisting his thin, greased mustache hairs with his left hand as he holds an elegantly made rapier in his right. He looks directly into your eyes and asks, "Do I smell as bad to you as I do to me?" At that he raises his right eyebrow and smiles at you, like some Spanish romantic. "Seriously, though, do I smell?"
The scenary around you is remaniscent (sp?) of a dream you once had, the tall, lush oaks and firs threatening the clouds with their commanding grandure. The ground is soft and a little moist, water beads trapped in the tangles of dark green grasses that reach only to your ankle. Nearby you hear the sound of a tall waterfall, and a stream runs by you to your left. Birds chatter above your head, the sun reaching through the limbs of the trees to create the final effect of this absolutly beautiful landscape, and there is Kellard, standing before you in his dark grey suit, wind blowing his cape back. What will you say?
~Kellard's World~ - Nethran - 03-03-2004
*I shift my feet and keep smiling, staring at you, waiting for you to say something.* "Is the smell overpowering, is that why you refuse to open your mouth and let spill all the words youre thinking? Then vote, theres a way out, vote now!"
(This is getting sad, someone post)
~Kellard's World~ - Gaccett - 03-18-2004
what do u want us to post
~Kellard's World~ - Nethran - 03-18-2004
something...its rollplaying, and so far youve done a bad job.
~Kellard's World~ - ._| 3 Vv |3 - 03-18-2004
*a gust of wind, suddenly there is a bush, that wasn't there before! It creeps toward the greasy spaniard...* Hola senîor! *the bush says* I'm am bushman! *suddenly the shrub gets up and runs away... straight into the feet of a new figure... a muscular, armored figure standing at least 6 1/2 feet tall and 230 lbs.* Just kidding, i'm no shrubbery, this is my pet... He's not very intelligent and has a tendancy to rush into things without thinking at all... in fact i'm not sure if he's capable of said thinking.............. but i call him George.... George Bush.....*he nods to the dumb shrub at his feet*
~Kellard's World~ - Gaccett - 03-18-2004
*then suddenly a new figure arrives* i am the god known as GOP, u have something i want *as he eyes the bush* your supposed pet is actaully my partner in disguise, you may reveal your true form now Bush *in a brilliant flash the bush turns into a form of pure energy and says* through your lack of vision you have allowed yourself to be fooled by underestimating my intellect, and now you will pay the consequence *with a wave of his hand the once tall figure is turned into a shriveling pile of goo* for your lack of vision and desire to return to a failed system of security for your land you are here by banished to the dreaded land known as Urup where you will suffer in your own ignorance for all eternity *poof, the goo is gone to the land that he so desired to please by sacrificing his own*
~Kellard's World~ - ._| 3 Vv |3 - 03-18-2004
*all previous comments by gaccet have occured only in his imagination as he remembers one cannont Goo-ize the GOD THAT IS---> JEWB!!!!!* The tall stalky figure points and laughs at the short-sighted pro-bush idjit * HA-HA *as he remembers his home country so far away from this desperate place is in a state of financial chaos and economic slump as well as 2 trillion dollars in debt based on the idiotic actions of a shrubbery.* Defending one's country is not at all a dishonorable action... however, when one defends one country by invading another using false pretenses and underlying motives, it is a sad day for the shrub...*the figure mutters to himself...*
~Kellard's World~ - Gaccett - 03-18-2004
*the goo awakens only to realize the last post was only in his head* its a good thing i left for i now realize i would have drasctically harmed my land, if only had arealized that the Bush was wise and his economic strategy was working, a 5.6% unemployment rate down from the 6.4% percent high during the recession that my brother, the immoral Clinton, caused in the first place, if only I had a read anything that was being published by every economist in the country I would have seen the truth. Since I supported the war, and then changed mny mind, Iraqis has become a becon of hope in the middle realm, no more mass slaughter of its peoples, no more lying to obtain weapons of great harm, causing its fellow neighbor Iranis to now take steps towards freedom itself through its population just now feeling confident enough to begin to voice they're opinions and challenge they're unjust rulers, and scarring fellow evil nations such as Libyanis and N Coran to seek peace in order to forego the same fate as Iraqis something no other country or organization like the self interested Nations of Unity could accomplish. *as he compiles his thoughts GOP emerges and speaks* becasue you have in the past served your country well you may return to once again serve *as the goo responds* o thank you i have learned my lesson and will follow the great and mighty Bush.
~Kellard's World~ - Nethran - 03-21-2004
*Kellard looks at the bush* You, sir, are a disgrace. You come into MY house and tell me that YOUR god has deemed your people the chosen and has made you the worlds police? Then why didnt you save my fellow 202 Spaniards from death at the hands of Al Quaida? It was partly your foreign war who was at fault in their death. And you call a war started to find non-existing weapons a war for domestic security? Now how the Fsck is a war half way around the world going to help you? It will anger more radical muslims and cause more deaths like the ones in Spain. You are a murderer and a war monger. I want no more of you. *Kellard snaps his fingers and the bush ignites in flames, seconds later leaving only a smoldering pile of ashes that slowly seeps into the ground, never to be heard from again* What? Its my world, I do what I want. No more politics...If I hear any more of them I will fry you too. This is my world, we talk about events in my world only. Its like vegas but without all the lights. *Kellard snaps his fingers again and 3 whicker chairs pop into the area surrounding a long white marble table. Atop the table are frosted beer mugs (Full to the brim and with a half inch of tastey froth) and individually wrapped Cuban Cigars**Kellard unwraps his Cigar and puts it in his mouth, without lighting it* I like the taste, not the smoke. Have a beer, ma'boys. Relax and lets talk. *Kellard puts his black boots heavily upon the table and leans back a bit, still with his face in view*
~Kellard's World~ - Gaccett - 03-21-2004
{agreed} *as gaccet takes a seat he lites his cigar(yay for cubans, cigars that is) and takes a swig of the frosty ale* why dont we sing a song, a song about are past glories, are past victories and what ever we feel like(except politics) *as gaccet begins to clear his voice a mysterious stranger enters, he is tall at least 7ft, his arms the size of most mans torso's and in a rumbling voice he says* i bring you your death, defend yourselves *and with that he pulls the mytholigical sword of destruction from its sheath*
~Kellard's World~ - Nethran - 03-22-2004
*Kellard, yet again, snaps his fingers* Youre big and threatening...this shall change. *At the earlier snap of kellards fingers the sword vanished from the large man's hands, but when Kellard snapped again the large man transformed into a toothless, clawless kitten* Gaccett, you have a new pet, and Habadoo...why are you so silent? *As Gaccett begins to cradle his new kitten in his arms, Kellard turns the fluffy white bundle back into the large man, who then licks his hand and wiped his hair down, not realizing that hes no longer a cat*
~Kellard's World~ - TroGdoR - 03-22-2004
*And Gaccet is aroused by the so-called cats exchange of emotions, and makes sweet love to the man by accident. And all the while Kellard is behind the curtain watching when suddenly, he is knocked on the head with a large tree stump and shipped off to Cambodia to serve as a drug slave*
~Kellard's World~ - Gaccett - 03-22-2004
*kellard's and trogdor's memory's were altered by the alcohol, the person in his lap was none other than jennifer love hewit, gaccett had slain the man with one fell swoop of his mighty axe and 'was about to do the same with his prize, jlh'* u guys are drunk and i had to save your butts again, its a good thing i am resistant to alcohols affects or we'd all be toast. speaking of toast how about some bread over here barkeep. *and with that gaccett exits to his room with jlh for a few hours and says* giggle,giggle,giggle, all right.
~Kellard's World~ - ljj67 - 03-24-2004
huh
~Kellard's World~ - ljj67 - 03-25-2004
kellard about ur clan iis it open or closed?
~Kellard's World~ - dragonXX - 03-26-2004
i would like to know too
~Kellard's World~ - ljj67 - 03-26-2004
kellard WHAT IS THIS ABOUT?
~Kellard's World~ - dragonXX - 03-26-2004
what do u mean???
there is a story/like thing on the top if u didnt notice
<hurry and burn out ljj67 ur way too annoying no offence>
~Kellard's World~ - Nethran - 03-30-2004
its closed bnet.. I think im the only one in my clan who sometimes plays open.
~Kellard's World~ - dragonXX - 03-30-2004
lol sad