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Chinese in three minutes - xqs_me - 09-29-2005

1) That's not right ...................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive....... Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP........................ ..Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ............................ Dum Phuk
5) Small Horse ....................... .... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?........... Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table.......Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift........ Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here ............. Wao So Dim
10)I thought you were on a diet....Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone ..........No Pah King
12) Our meeting is tomorrow ........ Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight ............. Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile ...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive ... Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great ............................... Fa Kin Su Pah


No offense to any chinese people
You've probobly seen this before but it was pretty funny to me


Chinese in three minutes - DaCougarMech - 09-29-2005

im chinese ya
this is hilarious. in fact it's fa kin su pah


Chinese in three minutes - StuntMonkey46 - 09-29-2005

LoL, nice one. And to think, I always thought learning chinese would be hardWink
:devilish:


Chinese in three minutes - BlindMansTicket - 09-29-2005

That was so bad and mildly humorous at the same time. :thumbs up: <-- yes, I know it doesnt work.


Chinese in three minutes - oldschoolmcs - 09-29-2005

props for taking time to write those out or find them or w/e. pretty funny considering i live in taiwan.


Chinese in three minutes - slimp - 09-29-2005

Rofl, i like the body odor one, i love that kinda stuff, like the "if u wanna learn howto read chinese really fast tilt ur head to the right" and it says Go **** urself.. lol


Chinese in three minutes - Deadlyy-Guy - 09-29-2005

sum ting wong dum phuk mi lei ying lo fa kin su pah yu stin ki pu.


Chinese in three minutes - DaCougarMech - 09-30-2005

oldschoolmcs Wrote:props for taking time to write those out or find them or w/e. pretty funny considering i live in taiwan.

i was born in taipei and that's my ancesrty
are you taiwanese?
which area do you live in?


Chinese in three minutes - xqs_me - 10-01-2005

oldschoolmcs Wrote:props for taking time to write those out or find them or w/e. pretty funny considering i live in taiwan.

Yea i thought it was hilarious especially fa kin su pah


Chinese in three minutes - Silent_killers - 10-01-2005

Hehe, nice find.


Chinese in three minutes - Shellz - 10-01-2005

dacougarmech Wrote:which area do you live in?

Next MJ??????? hehe im jkin it was pretty funny


Chinese in three minutes - DaCougarMech - 10-01-2005

my skin does seem to be turning whiter


Chinese in three minutes - Hearthglen - 10-01-2005

haha, i liked that, for the first 3 words i didnt get it...


Chinese in three minutes - In[F]ec[T]eD - 10-01-2005

dacougarmech Wrote:my skin does seem to be turning whiter

what about your nose?


Chinese in three minutes - Hearthglen - 10-02-2005

Quote:Just tell your friend you couldn't do baal runs with him because you were to busy getting stoned.
He'll understand.



Hahahahaha... That commercial is ridiculous, but that sig is ****ing hilarious!


Chinese in three minutes - fleaflickerx - 10-02-2005

seenem before...still funny

like http://funnyjunk.com/p/chinese-jpg.html mods please exuse language


Chinese in three minutes - DaCougarMech - 10-02-2005

In[F]ec[T]eD Wrote:what about your nose?

pshh. what nose?


Chinese in three minutes - Aemaeth - 10-04-2005

Sop going off topic.