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ATM Procedures for Men & Women! - Warslut - 10-06-2005
ATM Procedures for Men & Women!
A sign in a bank lobby reads: "Please note that this bank is installing new
drive-through teller machines, enabling customers to withdraw cash without
leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested
to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After
months of careful research, MALE and FEMALE procedures have been developed.
Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."
MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required, and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
FEMALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with
the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate
card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back, and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive
distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the
inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of
checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot
provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.
ATM Procedures for Men & Women! - nujabes - 10-06-2005
haha i like 19-21 and 26-27. thats pretty funny where you find it
ATM Procedures for Men & Women! - DaCougarMech - 10-06-2005
sounds like a woman alright
man, i hate people who give you a dirty look when they're the ones being an idiot
ATM Procedures for Men & Women! - Warslut - 10-06-2005
I got it in an email from someone, can't remember who >_<
ATM Procedures for Men & Women! - Silent_killers - 10-06-2005
Hehe. Nice.
ATM Procedures for Men & Women! - Nubli - 10-06-2005
Blonde to the max!
ATM Procedures for Men & Women! - fleaflickerx - 10-20-2005
again said ture Nub, bit really my mom does that exactly ALL the time its fail proof.
ATM Procedures for Men & Women! - pyrocrow - 10-20-2005
That's soo true. And I can't help but LMAO. I love it. Nice find Jason.