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The Loving Husband - Pamela - 08-12-2006

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While
they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband,
"You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in
the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he
would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife
home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend
only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three
days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."



The Loving Husband - Grave - 08-12-2006

Haha, nice one. Great title for this joke.


The Loving Husband - Phallock - 08-13-2006

ROFL. Damn, I know that feeling!


The Loving Husband - Immortality - 08-13-2006

Omg hillarious.Phalllock I understand you man @_@


The Loving Husband - Arc - 08-13-2006

haha man u never fail to make me laugh pam, love it


The Loving Husband - Pamela - 08-17-2006

Thank you Thank you ^^ Been posting more of my Moms jokes,I think I had a Thread way back called Pamela's Joke of the Day.
If you would like to read some of the hillarity you can find it in the Archives.


The Loving Husband - Sins-Massacre - 08-17-2006

That was very entertaining, i may use that one sometime if you dont mind...


The Loving Husband - Pamela - 08-18-2006

LOL nah I do not mind ^^ I just share the giggles!


The Loving Husband - VakAtk1 - 08-18-2006

Thats a good one.. Big Grin