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Funny Music Lyrics lol - UberMF - 10-07-2006
i'm da shit u cant say im not i keep whitekeep purp lik a crayon box and got a nice whip game man i cant lie shit i can cook crack on a camp fire
LOL people get away with saying this stuff and people buy there records??
My Music ft. Bun B - Dem Franchise Boyz
Funny Music Lyrics lol - Kalamir - 10-07-2006
You can pretty much find retarded lyrics on any artist, if you search hard enough, regardless of the genre.
I'm not a fan of Dem Franchise Boyz, but Bun B is amazing.
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/bunb/thestory.html
Funny Music Lyrics lol - UberMF - 10-07-2006
hahah Bun B rocks
Ill find some more funny ones... or how about... Rammstein - Amerika
We all live in America...
..
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WONDERBRA
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WONDERBAR
Etc
Funny Music Lyrics lol - noobisback - 10-07-2006
lyrics to what u know about that by ti can u belive these make sense in some way to him?
Aye..aye..aye..aye..aye..
What you know about that?
What you know about that?
What you know about that?
Aye...
don't you know I got
key by the three when I chirp shawty chirp back
Loaded nap sack
where I hold'n all tha work at
What you know about that?
What you know about that?
I know all about that
Loaded 44s on the low where the cheese at
Fresh off the jet to the Jects where the G's at
What you know about that?
What you know about that?
Hey what you know about that?
Hey I know all about that
See me in ya city sittin pretty kno Im shining dawg
Ridin wid a couple latin brawds and a china doll
And you kno how we ball
Aye..
Ridin in shiny cars
Aye..
Walk in designer malls
Aye..
Buy everything we saw
You know about me dogg
Don't talk about me dogg
And if you doubt me dogg
You better out me dogg
I'm throwed off slightly bro
Don't wanna fight me bro
Im fast as lightning bro ya better use ya Nike's bro
Know you don't like me cause
Yo bitch most likely does
She see me on them dubs
In front of every club
I be on dro I'm buzzed
Give every ho a hug
Niggaz don't show me mugs
Cause you don't know me cuz
Aye...
don't you know I got
key by the three when I chirp shawty chirp back
Loaded nap sack
where I hold'n all tha work at
What you know about that?
What you know about that?
I know all about that
Loaded 44s on the low where the cheese at
Fresh off the jet to the Jects where the G's at
What you know about that?
What you know about that?
Hey what you know about that?
Hey I know all about that
Candy on the '64
Leather guts and fish bowl
50 on the pinky ring just to make my fist glow
Ya bitches get low
Because I get dough
So what? Im rich ho
I still pull a-kick-do' (kick ya door down)
What you talking shit fo'?
gotta run and hit fo'?
Got you a yellin and I thought you put out a gun hit fo
But you's a scary dude
Believed by very few
Just keep it very cool
Or we will bury you
See all that attitude's, unneccesary dude
Cause you never Carry Tools not even sweary qs
You got these people fooled, who see me on the tube
Whatever try the crew, they'll see you on the news
Aye...
don't you know I got
key by the three when I chirp shawty chirp back
Loaded nap sack
where I hold'n all tha work at
What you know about that?
What you know about that?
I know all about that
Loaded 44s on the low where the cheese at
Fresh off the jet to the Jects where the G's at
What you know about that?
What you know about that?
Hey what you know about that?
Hey I know all about that
Fresh off the jet to the block
Burn a rubber with a top-pop
I'll pop and bust a shot and tell em stop and make the block hot
Ya label got got
Cuz you are not hot
I got the top spot
And it will not stop
A video or not that will bust it to the glock stop
Drag ya out that Bently Coupe and take it to the chop shop
Partner, we got ya'll
If it may pop off
I'll answer the question "Will I get ya block knocked off?"
And what it is bro
Look I'll kill ya, bro
I'm in your hood, if you a gangsta what you here for?
Somebody better get bro for he get sent for
You say you wanna squash it what you still talkin shit for?
Aye...
don't you know I got
key by the three when I chirp shawty chirp back
Loaded nap sack
where I hold'n all tha work at
What you know about that?
What you know about that?
I know all about that
Loaded 44s on the low where the cheese at
Fresh off the jet to the Jects where the G's at
What you know about that?
What you know about that?
Hey what you know about that?
Hey I know all about that
Funny Music Lyrics lol - UberMF - 10-07-2006
noobisback Wrote:lyrics to what u know about that by ti can u belive these make sense in some way to him?
Aye..aye..aye..aye..aye..
What you know about that?
What you know about that?
What you know about that?
Aye...
don't you know I got
key by the three when I chirp shawty chirp back
Luis nap sack
where I hold'n all tha work at
What you know about that?
What you know about that?
I know all about that
Loaded 44s on the low where the cheese at
Fresh off the jet to the Jects where the G's at
What you know about that?
What you know about that?
Hey what you know about that?
Hey I know all about that
See me in ya city sittin pretty kno Im shining dawg
Ridin wid a couple latin brawds and a china doll
And you kno how we ball
Aye..
Ridin in shiny cars
Aye..
Walk in designer malls
Aye..
Buy everything we saw
You know about me dogg
Don't talk about me dogg
And if you doubt me dogg
You better out me dogg
I'm throwed off slightly bro
Don't wanna fight me bro
Im fast as lightning bro ya better use ya Nike's bro
Know you don't like me cause
Yo bitch most likely does
She see me on them dubs
In front of every club
I be on dro I'm buzzed
Give every ho a hug
Niggaz don't show me mugs
Cause you don't know me cuz
Aye...
don't you know I got
key by the three when I chirp shawty chirp back
Loaded nap sack
where I hold'n all tha work at
What you know about that?
What you know about that?
I know all about that
Loaded 44s on the low where the cheese at
Fresh off the jet to the Jects where the G's at
What you know about that?
What you know about that?
Hey what you know about that?
Hey I know all about that
Candy on the '64
Leather guts and fish bowl
50 on the pinky ring just to make my fist glow
Ya bitches get low
Because I get dough
So what? Im rich ho
I still pull a-kick-do' (kick ya door down)
What you talking shit fo'?
gotta run and hit fo'?
Got you a yellin and I thought you put out a gun hit fo
But you's a scary dude
Believed by very few
Just keep it very cool
Or we will bury you
See all that attitude's, unneccesary dude
Cause you never Carry Tools not even sweary qs
You got these people fooled, who see me on the tube
Whatever try the crew, they'll see you on the news
Aye...
don't you know I got
key by the three when I chirp shawty chirp back
Loaded nap sack
where I hold'n all tha work at
What you know about that?
What you know about that?
I know all about that
Loaded 44s on the low where the cheese at
Fresh off the jet to the Jects where the G's at
What you know about that?
What you know about that?
Hey what you know about that?
Hey I know all about that
Fresh off the jet to the block
Burn a rubber with a top-pop
I'll pop and bust a shot and tell em stop and make the block hot
Ya label got got
Cuz you are not hot
I got the top spot
And it will not stop
A video or not that will bust it to the glock stop
Drag ya out that Bently Coupe and take it to the chop shop
Partner, we got ya'll
If it may pop off
I'll answer the question "Will I get ya block knocked off?"
And what it is bro
Look I'll kill ya, bro
I'm in your hood, if you a gangsta what you here for?
Somebody better get bro for he get sent for
You say you wanna squash it what you still talkin shit for?
Aye...
don't you know I got
key by the three when I chirp shawty chirp back
Loaded nap sack
where I hold'n all tha work at
What you know about that?
What you know about that?
I know all about that
Loaded 44s on the low where the cheese at
Fresh off the jet to the Jects where the G's at
What you know about that?
What you know about that?
Hey what you know about that?
Hey I know all about that
I like that tune lol
One, little two, little three, little four
Five, little six, little seven, little hoes
Now calling all freaks that like blind folds
Fi, fi, fo! From go ahead and blow me now
I need a freak to hold me down!
Funny Music Lyrics lol - Tool - 10-08-2006
1. True Nature Of Williams
Williams wont you wait a while
Williams wont you make us smile
No key will unlock the door
To an interdimensional dumptruck world
40 ****ing tons of thundering bliss
The tip of southern hell
Ain't even hotter than this
If you want to go to williamsburgland
You gotta check with cain
Because that dog is the man
I cant believe my eyes
Its shining in the sky
I hope cain enjoys my smell
So I can get inside
Welcome to my dumptruck
Inside williamsburgland
The power seats and cold a/c
Is under cains command
Men like me who poop and pee
Inside a coffee can
If you want to get inside
Three tests you will withstand
Dig a hole and live in it
And sleep in it for 15 days
Steal a goddamn police car
And drive it in a lake
Eat a prepubescent narcoleptic
Peeled and sauted steak
2. Big Top Williams
Welcome to the bottom of my pants
Eat my asshole
Shitting out a turkey leg in france
Heres 5 dollars
I'm a nasty dirty little slut
Hey I hear ya
We're all bleeding
Here's a bagel
****** land
Let me **** your *****
Let me **** that ****in shit
If I had a crowbar
Id spread your ass open with it
Let me pinch your ******s
Let me smell your sweaty tits
Ill use my geographic tongue
And clean your buttcrack out with it
Smelling her big titties
Makes my monster arise
Her *****'s winking at me
Like a wet gooey eye
Vagiflap the reason for cain
The way that he looks in my eye
Mammal sauce, so pleasantly fresh
My senators ****** in the sky
3. Cain Sings The Blues
My pants is tight
And my balls is long
My o is itchin
From this camel hair thong
My legs is sweaty
And my mind is too
Skip skiffington
Is the last angry jew
My hands is hairy
And my sight is gone
Because my willy's been
Inside your mom
When I was 52 I had 3 balls
I bury living cats inside my walls
Girls are screaming
Boys are crying
Uncle teddy's fish are dying
I got gonorrhea when I
Butt ****ed a dead armadillo
Add 3 eggs, one stick of butter
Beat the shit out of your brother
Noctiforinontitaty fliptoronic sliptoflappy
[Jim's insightful speech:]
So the other day, I went to go pay cash for my brand new Lexus
And the rims I ordered, they put the wrong ****in rims on
It's like when I'm going into a restaurant to eat
I can't sit down without some son-of-a-bitch kid coming up to me
And saying "Hey! Sign this! Sign this!"
Why don't you sign my **** you little bastard
I'm trying to eat a ****in meal here
I don't care if you buy my records
Get the **** out of here before I punch your ****
I'm sponsored by Adidas
And what do I give a **** if little philipino kids work for 15 cents a year to make these god damn shoes
They look great!
You put on a pair of Adidas and a brand new ****in fur coat and you are stylin'
And let's face it, that's what this business is all about
STYLE!
I mean listen to these guitars, they sound like shit
Me and Jimmy made this up in a half an hour
You don't have to be any good to do this
Kiss my belly button from the inside
Gangleosis streaming dreams
Woke up in a box of beans
Wizards dragons demons blizzards
Stuff your rectum full of gizzards
Beavers in my ssl
I condemn them all to hell
Drinking beer out of your ass
**** your mom with broken glass
I hope mom will be home soon
So I can get some tasty poon
Shoots and ladders getting fatter
Puppy soup is not for me
Williamsburg upon the wall
Who says williams best of all
I'll throw liquid on your console
If I don't take my haldol
4. Let Me Into Starfish Land
The a train never stops
And I am headed for your hole
I'd be so lucky if I
Could cream in your asshole
There's so much shit that we
Could make each other do
I'd rather **** your asshole
If that's OK with you
Here comes the honey
When I am through
But I am not done cause
Your asshole is so new
Open up wide, here comes the train
If your head was between your legs
Id love to screw your brain
Let me lick your asshole
Let me lick it clean
I'll take you all to starfish land
Let me lick your asshole
Let me lick it clean
I'll suck out all the peanuts
I'll suck out all the beans
I'll tongue **** your rectum
I'll drive up your dirt road
I'll felch out my own semen
And spit it down your throat
I love bunnies
I love pink
I love my moms underpants
Especially when they stink
I love rainbows
I love balloons
I cried at forest gump
And disney cartoons
Boba fett, boba fett
Vader and boba fett
Lubed up mustard glove
Anal love
Traveling butt raping show
Steal a mercedes
And grab the old ladies
And grease up your o
She said that I could touch it
She said she'd let me in
I warmed her up with my middle finger
Some anal ease and gin
My wang was in her crap trap
Just about to explode
Her 30 year old stepmom
Came in and drank my load
5. Mr. Indigent Erection
Mr. indignant erection
Why must you be so brash
Lets play twister with wesson oil
And a meat cork for your ass
Have you ever felt a meat cork plunge you
Like a barium enema mass
Insufficient lubrication
Will damage your intestinal tract
Mothers not home
Lets have some fun
Make sure that daddy's away
If they ever found out
What were doing here
They'd probably think we're gay
Mr. williams home
Just leave me alone
Captain tupperware
Rip out my pubic hair
Hey there captain dan
Welcome to butter land
Melted cheese and shit
Rub my face in it
Cadillac mac tick tack
A swollen sack attack
Praying to the cottage cheese
That runs within my mind
Cottage cheese we worship
Came from the crack in your behind
Masturbate the alligator
Masturbate the alligator
Frozen pudding logged in person
Elevate the elevator
Desecrate the nipulator
Praying for the nannys
Suck my stolen eye
Revibrate the devibrator
Let me inside of your asshole
300 pounds of toys melted
Into a log of hate
Realize that your mothers boyfriend sells potatoes
To a pimp
Work your way into my asshole
Grab a shovel theres no hassle
Welcome to my ****
6. Mammal Sauce
Listen up mother****er
I got something I need to say
If you don't use mammal sauce
You might as well be gay
I feel it running through my brain
I feel it running through my eyes
You hear the name that's calling you
It makes you hypnotized
Williams
Sliptoflappy rappy
And a carpal tunnel pudding flanker
Nabble and a stampy and a
Pigeon smelling generator
See a chitlin wafer and a
Chocolate buttered horses ass
Frabble obble abble and a
Stupid monkey chicken gas
Chinese diarrhea prison carpet
Chunky harplegig
Nopaliaseah perforated
Purple parkle pig
My mammal sauce is the best mammal sauce
Spread mammal sauce on my wang
We make mammal sauce in bill williams loft
And we eat a bucket of tang
7. Jogging In Hell
You thought it was a toothbrush
But it was a flashlight
Broke out all your teeth
In the middle of the night
When I was a boy
When I was a man
Supercalaspacteoneunifonican
Eating in a boat
Dying in a dream
Jaking in a magic land
That's made from shiny teeth
40 little girls and boys
Eating all their siblings toys
Waiting for a train inside
A russian immigration tank
Craving unpubescent narcoleptic
Peeled and sauted shrimp
I'm feeling kind of nausious
Cause your mama was a pimpy man
Now I'm a toothless shitbag
But I can see at night
I hope aliens impregnate me
With a clone of wayne newton
Who is senator williams
What has he done for me
4 hits of bubble bath
Laced and cut with cheese
Pasteurized with milk
Sedated with the danish
Cinnabun has just begun
To take over your teeth
8. Stars Ingenious Cooter (Live)
9. Crotchopus
Lets get in the van
Go to molly browns
I've been saving money for a month
If they close it down
We'll start a riot
Their damn atm charges ten dollars
Mystical ******s are in my face
I smell the aroma of the gods
I'll give you the money
I brought with me
If you'll friction grind upon my rod
I'm done
That was like ten seconds
I got balls
(backwards stripper face)
I'd stick my hand right up her cartoon box
Too bad for her we don't have cartoon ****s
I'd like to give her a semen dip
Jessica rabbits got them cartoon tits
My ****s not hard it's just drawn that way
And we both know that the rabbits gay
I'd shoot up roger with some poison gas
So I could **** you in your cartoon ass
Girl with a big face
I saw you at the bus stop
From a mile away
Even though it was really dark
Girl with a big face I love you more each day
Even though you're face
Is as big as a dinner plate
We hope that you enjoyed this
Crothcduster album
We hope that you like singing along
Right now we're really busy
Working on the next one
This time with help from doctor bronze
Funny Music Lyrics lol - hellsing293 - 10-08-2006
LOL if you want funny lyrics than GG
"White & Nerdy"
They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all thinking
I'm so White N' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
I wanna roll with-
The gangsters
But so far they all think
I'm too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Really, really white n' nerdy
First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills, I'm a Champion of DND
MC Escher that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40
I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawkings in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,
my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer rap I haven't run
At Pascal well I'm number 1
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun
Happy days is my favourite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon
They see me roll on, my Segway!
I know in my heart they think I'm
white n' nerdy!
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy
I'd like to roll with-
The gangsters
Although it's apparent I'm too
White n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
How'd I get so white n' nerdy?
I've been browsing, inspectin'
X-men comics you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket
I must protect 'em
my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML do for them all
Even made a homepage for my dog!
Yo! Got myself a fanny pack
they were having a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky!
I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour creme
I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Piccard?
I spend every weekend
at the renaissance fair
I got my name on my under wear!
They see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause
I'm so white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
All because I'm white n' nerdy
Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy
I wanna bowl with-
the gangsters
but oh well it's obvious I'm
white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
if you haven't heard the song/watched the video i suggest you download it lol.
Funny Music Lyrics lol - UberMF - 10-08-2006
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LOL
Funny Music Lyrics lol - Kalamir - 10-08-2006
Haha, that was awesome.
Funny Music Lyrics lol - Deleriousanxiety - 07-10-2007
my friends band "Uber Chaos" writes songs about sleeping with old woman, killing hookers, robots eating animals, and so on and so fourth. pretty funny stuff. if you want to check it out its free. music.download.com/uberchaos
Funny Music Lyrics lol - logic. - 07-10-2007
Tool - Die Eier Von Satan
Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker
Ein Viertel Teelöffel Salz
Eine Messerspitze türkisches Haschisch
Ein halbes Pfund Butter
Ein Teelöffel Vanillenzucker
Ein halbes Pfund Mehl
Einhundertfünfzig Gramm gemahlene Nüsse
Ein wenig extra Staubzucker
... und keine Eier
In eine Schüssel geben
Butter einrühren
Gemahlene Nüsse zugeben und
Den Teig verkneten
Augenballgroße Stücke vom Teig formen
Im Staubzucker wälzen und
Sagt die Zauberwörter
Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim
Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und
Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen und
KEINE EIER
Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen und
Keine Eier ..
Funny Music Lyrics lol - Pamela - 07-10-2007
What language is that dude?
Funny Music Lyrics lol - misterdumpling - 07-10-2007
looks german
Funny Music Lyrics lol - logic. - 07-10-2007
YouTube - TOOL--Die Eier Von Satan
yea its german
when you hear the song it sounds something like the nazis or something but when you translate the lyrics into english its a german recipe.
Funny Music Lyrics lol - Pamela - 07-12-2007
laugh:
logic. Wrote:YouTube - TOOL--Die Eier Von Satanlaugh:
yea its german
when you hear the song it sounds something like the nazis or something but when you translate the lyrics into english its a german recipe.
LMAO ok what is the recipe?