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How to please Australia - Spitfire - 10-22-2006 > Subject: Fw: How to please Australia > > >> >>> >Prime Minister John Howard, Federal Treasurer Peter Costello, and >>> >Industrial Relations minister Kevin Andrews are flying on the >>> >Executive Airbus to a gathering in Canberra. >>> > >>> >Howard turns to Costello and says, chuckling, "You know, I could >>> >throw a $1000 bill out the window right now and make someone very >>> >happy." >>> > >>> >Costello shrugs and replies, "Well, I could throw ten $100 bills >>> >out the window and make ten people happy." >>> > >>> >Not to be outdone, Andrews says, "Well I could throw a hundred $10 >>> >bills out the window and make a hundred people happy." >>> > >>> >The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Arrogant pricks" >>> >back there. Hell, I could throw all three of them out the window >>> >and make 21 million Australians happy." >> > How to please Australia - Blue - 10-23-2006 lol, are these the real people of australia, if they are, i know how you feel about them, lol How to please Australia - Spitfire - 10-23-2006 Yea thats the real primeminister etc. How to please Australia - theoneandonly - 10-24-2006 ha ha funney How to please Australia - Grave - 10-25-2006 Good joke. How to please Australia - Pamela - 11-07-2006 LMAO...that was great. How to please Australia - Nex - 11-09-2006 LAWL spit its funny because its true it would make me happy How to please Australia - CliCe - 11-09-2006 Ooooold..! 2 days.. xD How to please Australia - Lord Apocalypse - 11-13-2006 Yeah the ausies are great when I was walking through customs at austrailia on time the guy asked me if I had criminal record to which I said "i didn't realise you still needed one" and he laughed, oh how I love the aussies How to please Australia - Nex - 11-13-2006 yup u gotta love us ^^ How to please Australia - Stealth - 01-05-2007 lol, u obviously are an aussie. |