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Study: Beer contains female hormones! - Phallock - 02-07-2007
This is serious stuff...Beer contains female hormones!
Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the
results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female
hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer
consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops
contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn
into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each
within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test
subjects:
1) argued over nothing.
2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the
results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female
hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer
consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops
contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn
into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each
within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test
subjects:
1) argued over nothing.
2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
Study: Beer contains female hormones! - Metalhead Steve - 02-07-2007
This is kind of old... It was funny when I first saw it though.
Study: Beer contains female hormones! - Fykins - 02-07-2007
You do know that estrogen is the main component of male steroids right?
It would make men build muscle (along with the same side effects of steroids, aka shrunk balls) and girls girlyer.
Study: Beer contains female hormones! - Pamela - 02-08-2007
LMAO I thought it was just hilarious myself! Good find dude!