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Ponderisms - Pamela - 02-08-2007
Ponderisms
[I][B]I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.[/B][/I]
[I][B]Gard en Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.[/B][/I]
[I][B]The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.[/B][/I]
[I]Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.[/I]
[I]Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?[/I]
[I]In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.[/I]
[I]How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?[/I]
[I]Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"[/I]
[I]Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."[/I]
[I]If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?[/I]
[I]Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?[/I]
[I]Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?[/I]
[I]Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?[/I]
[I]Do you ever wonder why you gave me your email address? [/I]