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Mad Cow? - Pamela - 03-06-2007
What makes a cow mad!
A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer living just outside Cornerbrook, Newfoundland, to find the main cause of the Mad Cow Disease.
Lady reporter : "Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?"
The farmer stared at the reporter and said: "Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"
Lady reporter (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?"
The farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?"
The reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point!"
Farmer: "I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?"
LOL My Mom again.
Mad Cow? - Phallock - 03-06-2007
Too funny.
Mad Cow? - Pamela - 03-06-2007
Phallock Wrote:Too funny.
Dude LOL My Mom sends hilarious stuff! She is in a Seniors Christian Chat room ok?
Then sends me some of the dirtiest jokes I ever heard! LOL she is pretty cool.
Mad Cow? - schmidz - 03-06-2007
haha, my mom would enjoy this joke, but i'm afraid that if i send it to her it would end up being discussed in detail during dinner...
Mad Cow? - fleaflickerx - 03-06-2007
keep 'em coming pam i laugh
Mad Cow? - Obfuscate - 03-06-2007
Lack of a healthy sex life does such strange things...
Mad Cow? - Pamela - 03-07-2007
Obfuscate Wrote:Lack of a healthy sex life does such strange things...Hell Obs...lack of sex period is just...wrong! It even affects those poor cows!