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Polish Divorce - Pamela - 03-09-2007
laugh: Polish Divorce
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well
until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could
arrange a divorce for him - "very quick."
The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on
the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"
POLE: "JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home."
LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
POLE: "It made of concrete."
LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"
POLE: "No, we have carport, and not need one."
LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"
POLE: "All my relations still in Poland."
LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
POLE: "Ja, we have hi- fidelity stereo set and good DVD player."
LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up?"
POLE: "No, I always up before her."
LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"
POLE: "No, she white."
LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"
POLE: "She going to kill me."
LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"
POLE: "I got proof.
LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"
POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put
on shelf in bathroom. It say polish remover.
Polish Divorce - DaCougarMech - 03-09-2007
ha ha ha
this is hilarious
Polish Divorce - Phallock - 03-10-2007
Arrrg! Your's are usually so much better!
Polish Divorce - chris78 - 03-10-2007
Pamela vbmenu_register("postmenu_413928", true);
You are the best.. Thank you, very funny..
You are the best.. Thank you, very funny..
Polish Divorce - Blue - 03-12-2007
, i feel hated. hehe, that was very funny.
Polish Divorce - Nex - 03-12-2007
hahahaha thats too funny, best quotes:
LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
POLE: "Ja, we have hi- fidelity stereo set and good DVD player."
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[SIZE=2] LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"
POLE: "No, she white."
funniest thing ive heard this year, thanks e-secretary pamela.
lol nagger reminds me off he new southpark episode.
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Polish Divorce - Darkemperor121 - 03-15-2007
I think this is one of the only jokes I've ever read online that actually made me laugh
Polish Divorce - Pamela - 03-19-2007
LOL Thanks guys!*grins* I love sharing the giggles!~.o