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Never Lie to Mom - Pamela - 04-13-2007
READ this one!
You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of
the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was.
Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian
and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious. Over the
course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started
to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you
must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, "Ever since
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful
silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just
to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mom:
I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the
house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact
remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Brian
Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Jennifer, I'm not
saying that you "do not" sleep with Jennifer. But the fact
remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found
the gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mom
LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
Never Lie to Mom - VakAtk1 - 04-13-2007
Lol, so true. Cant ever pull one over with mom
Never Lie to Mom - Zyclo - 04-15-2007
VakAtk1 Wrote:Lol, so true. Cant ever pull one over with mom
true dat
Never Lie to Mom - Pamela - 04-15-2007
Yah I know...I am Website Mother/Secretary/Babysitter
Never Lie to Mom - Blue - 04-15-2007
haha, owned!
Never Lie to Mom - Dan - 04-16-2007
Nicely done, but comeon who would email their mom like that?
Loved it though pam!
Never Lie to Mom - Aemaeth - 04-16-2007
I always lie to mother dearest. She never knows either.
Never Lie to Mom - theoneandonly - 04-16-2007
well that guy just got owned horrably but it was funney as hell
Never Lie to Mom - Pamela - 05-06-2007
Yah I thought so too...I have actually,caught my kids obviosly lying to me ...but it was not through e-mail.....more like *are you smoking?*
Wash the jeans and there are disintegrated ciggarret parts all in the washer.
Kind of hard to dispute physical evidence.