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Perfect Man and Woman - Fuggle - 08-16-2008
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.
Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.)
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
Men keep scrolling****.
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: women never listen
Perfect Man and Woman - SpoonMan999 - 08-16-2008
Woman: "Where would men be without us women?"
Man: "Still in the Garden of Eden you gullible *****!"
Perfect Man and Woman - Japo - 08-16-2008
SpoonMan999 Wrote:Woman: "Where would men be without us women?"
Man: "Still in the Garden of Eden you gullible *****!"
seriously man,
it hurts me to know that
when you hang out with girls, theyre all retarded in one way or another =/
in the bible woman are all evil, all of em
Perfect Man and Woman - Mathalamus - 08-17-2008
Japo Wrote:seriously man,
it hurts me to know that
when you hang out with girls, theyre all retarded in one way or another =/
in the bible woman are all evil, all of em
i object! my girlfriend is a bible woman and shes barely evil!
Perfect Man and Woman - Nex - 08-17-2008
HAHA! My sides hurt, its just such a clever and smart ass joke. I love it!
I like it also because it isn't very long, usually when i see someone had posted a joke i click on it and see that its like a page long i wont read it, simply because i cant be bothered.
Perfect Man and Woman - Japo - 08-19-2008
Mathalamus Wrote:i object! my girlfriend is a bible woman and shes barely evil!
oh but thats because shes in Christ man.
Good for you dude.
A Christian woman is hard to come by =/
Perfect Man and Woman - Skye - 08-19-2008
I don't know what I found funnier...
The actual joke, or Math's comment about his girlfriend.
Either way,
Good joke, very funny! ^^