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Anything else? - Blue - 10-23-2008
She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY upset!
'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!'
And he replied:
'Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened.'
'Fine, go ahead', she sobbed, 'but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'
And he began:
'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.
I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair like them.
He took a quick breath and continued:
She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said:
'Please........do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?''
Anything else? - Siris - 10-23-2008
Lol that's ****ed up.