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Math+Sex=Joke - hellsing293 - 10-31-2008
If that's the case, does Joke-Sex=Math? Who knows, anyways here's the actual joke:
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:
"Dear Wife:
You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.-- Your Husband"
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
"Dear Husband:
You, too, are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."
Math+Sex=Joke - Siris - 10-31-2008
Damn....... That's hilarious.
Math+Sex=Joke - Skye - 10-31-2008
Haha heard it before,
but it's still funny.
Math+Sex=Joke - eralebus - 11-01-2008
lol, thats great
Math+Sex=Joke - Pamela - 11-08-2008
LMAO I loved it!
Math+Sex=Joke - schmidz - 11-11-2008
pfft... for a second i thought you meant Mathalamus + Sex = Joke
Math+Sex=Joke - Blue - 11-11-2008
Either way, because Math ever getting some is a joke.
Math+Sex=Joke - Skye - 11-11-2008
Excuse me, he's the intrawebz pimp.
He's getting more over the internet with his nazi girlfriend than any of us could ever hope to get...
Math+Sex=Joke - SpoonMan999 - 11-13-2008
She's hardcore Christian, she wont even give him e-love before marriage.
Math+Sex=Joke - Skye - 11-13-2008
Orly!? He told me they'd had e-sex on numerous occaisions. And that she was "quite good".
Math+Sex=Joke - schmidz - 11-13-2008
Math probably uses the famous line "I put on my robe and wizard hat..."