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An Irish Blond - Pamela - 03-19-2009
AN IRISH BLOND IN A CASINO
An attractive blond from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino.
She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on
a single roll of the dice.
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'.
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the
dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs
new clothes!'
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and
squealed...'YES!YES! I WON, I WON!',
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her
winnings and her clothes and quickly departed .,
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
The other answered,
'I don't know – I thought you were watching.'
MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are drunks,
Not all blondes are dumb,
but all men...are men.
An Irish Blond - Blue - 03-19-2009
Hell yeah I am. cool:
An Irish Blond - Z3R0 - 03-19-2009
Pamela Wrote:AN IRISH BLOND IN A CASINO
An attractive blond from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino.
She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on
a single roll of the dice.
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'.
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the
dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs
new clothes!'
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and
squealed...'YES!YES! I WON, I WON!',
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her
winnings and her clothes and quickly departed .,
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
The other answered,
'I don't know – I thought you were watching.'
MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are drunks,
Not all blondes are dumb,
but all men...are men.
That was a dumb blonde. What casinoe doesn't have cameras and security and investigate you if you win a large amount before you leave? >.>
An Irish Blond - Pamela - 03-19-2009
I take it you over thought and missed the joke?
An Irish Blond - jedimaster86 - 03-19-2009
Wait, there was a joke? I was busy staring at...err...nevermind.
An Irish Blond - Z3R0 - 03-19-2009
Pamela Wrote:I take it you over thought and missed the joke?
No, I got the joke, it just didn't make any sense.