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Useless Product Information? - Pamela - 06-24-2004

Cool LOL ..Check This out!In Honor of Stupid People
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
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On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Damn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
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On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how???....)
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On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's "just" a suggestion.)

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On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
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On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...And you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
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On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
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On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(And...I'm taking this because???....)
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On most brands of Christmas lights -- < /FONT>"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to...what?)
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On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
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On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)


On a child's Superm an costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for! this one.)
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On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Useless Product Information? - xRubyWeaponx - 07-08-2004

ive seen this before!

Useless Product Information? - Veck - 07-09-2004

Give ebaums world the credit you didnt think that up.

Useless Product Information? - endromada - 07-23-2004

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA... so funny i fell out of my chair while rading that...

Useless Product Information? - defaultstring2 - 07-23-2004

lol dont stop chainsaw with genitals.....

Useless Product Information? - Pamela - 07-26-2004

Veck Wrote:Give ebaums world the credit you didnt think that up.

Yes I know! I was just sharing something I thought was funny!Wink

Useless Product Information? - Veck - 07-26-2004

hehe sorry didnt mean that to sound jackass like.

Useless Product Information? - TexasRedbull - 07-28-2004

i dont know if these stores are anywhere else but, in Texas several years ago a business chain was started called Condoms To Go. Well no shit to go. Were you supposed to ask the person behind the register, Hey I wanted to try this out before I take it home??

Useless Product Information? - Nubli - 07-28-2004

thats freaky Redbull..

Useless Product Information? - iXtreme - 08-01-2004

there are simmilar things also in funnyjunk.com

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sry for bump im a noob

Useless Product Information? - M-CHammer - 08-02-2004

bahahahahahhahahahahaha..ive never seen those before lol. i gues im out of the loop

Useless Product Information? - defaultstring2 - 08-02-2004

you are....

Useless Product Information? - Lycshiftz - 08-03-2004

lol Ive seen the Fritos one. Was actually thinking of posting it lol.

Useless Product Information? - Fuggle - 08-03-2004

u guys should read the toasting instructions on the poptart box they are a laugh. i dont have a box with me tho. And on some of the fire extinguishers at school the instructions say In case of Indoor fire 1. Get out 2. pull the tab and other shit to spray fire (obvious not same words for those who are lil slow). (Now if the fire is inside and ur outside with the extinguisher what u gonna do with it watch as everything burns down but act as if u helped everyone out by being ready outside and reading its instructiona?)

Useless Product Information? - endromada - 08-04-2004

[url=http://www.d2sector.net/forums/member.php?u=3171][/url] nice Avatar SCF-Leader... oh and BTW most of those lables are on Dumb.com... ya know, dumb warnings signs laws etc... that site... as seen on bored.com... and im rambling...

Useless Product Information? - Fuggle - 08-04-2004

lol thx

Useless Product Information? - mrbona2 - 08-04-2004

hahahaha, I've seen some of them before, but they are still funny.

Useless Product Information? - Fuggle - 08-04-2004

gotta love the dumbass makers of stuff. actually more like the dumbass public who tries to sue them for doing stupid things with the product which is why they have to have it on there stuff sadly

Useless Product Information? - endromada - 08-05-2004

i know what ya mean... on those heating packs that you put in your shoes when u plan on hunting in the winter... it says "for external use only" i can just see it now... uhhhhhh yeah i stuck some of these up my rectum and now i have third degree burns that hurt whenever i def... defo... poop (sorry about the profanity... i just had to rant about something...)

Useless Product Information? - Fuggle - 08-06-2004

heh i was at dunkin donuts and the coffee makers had to not submerse in water. lol i was like wtf who would keep a coffee maker in the water o well