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VooDoo Dildo - xRubyWeaponx - 07-10-2004
One day a man went to go shopping for his wife's birthday. He walked into a voodoo shop and asked the clerk "Do you have anything good?" The clerk said "Yeah, 'Voodoo Dildo' it just came in" "How does it work?" asked the man. The clerk explained "Well, you say voodoo dildo then the name of an object then the dildo humps it. Voodoo Dildo Doorknob" Sure enough, it humped the doorknob. "I'll take it!" said the man. He presented to his wife and explained it to her. "Voodoo Dildo My *****" yelled his wife. It started humping her. She went out for a drive. The dildo was so good it pained her so her foot forced on the pedal. A nearby cop stopped her for speeding. "The cop started talking "Did you know you were speeding?" She answered "It's not my fault, it's the Voodoo Dildo!" The cop didn't believe her.
"Voodoo Dildo My ***"
VooDoo Dildo - Karant - 07-10-2004
not very funny, its pretty disgusting too
VooDoo Dildo - xRubyWeaponx - 07-10-2004
you might not think much of it but most the people i know like it
VooDoo Dildo - Nubli - 07-10-2004
Rofl, nice one
VooDoo Dildo - Tricksta - 07-10-2004
Lol, I remember that one. I forget how old it is. But don't lemme ruin it for ya
VooDoo Dildo - CheshireCat - 07-10-2004
Was funny, yet lame. IDK why.
VooDoo Dildo - Nubli - 07-10-2004
Dildo on police mans ***... *lame to all guys unless your gay!!*
VooDoo Dildo - Lycshiftz - 07-11-2004
why cant I laugh I know its funny....
VooDoo Dildo - -=(Jessica)=- - 07-14-2004
lol its okay
VooDoo Dildo - Burner03 - 07-16-2004
Nubli Wrote:Dildo on police mans ***... *lame to all guys unless your gay!!*Sounds good! forget computer programmer ima be a cop!
VooDoo Dildo - Ekko - 07-26-2004
lol, good one!
VooDoo Dildo - elterion - 07-26-2004
Heh, thats a good one.
VooDoo Dildo - defaultstring2 - 07-26-2004
oldest joke in the book.... its still good though
VooDoo Dildo - elterion - 07-26-2004
I've never heard anything like that. I thought the oldest joke was "Why did the chicken cross the road"?
VooDoo Dildo - defaultstring2 - 07-26-2004
easy mistake, elterion
actually, the voodoo dildo joke predates the chicken joke by several years. not to mention that the chicken joke isnt funny.
VooDoo Dildo - elterion - 07-26-2004
It was when I was five.
VooDoo Dildo - ITH - 07-26-2004
lol
VooDoo Dildo - elterion - 07-26-2004
Don't spam.
VooDoo Dildo - MARO - 08-25-2004
lolzzz it was pretty funny
and the cop got what he deserves