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More stereotype fun stuf. - Aemaeth - 07-18-2004
I found this in the Newgrounds Forum and I couldn't help but Laugh my
*** off, and so I decided to send it to everyone else to show what a
bunch of smart people are running Religion now-a-days.
This was an actual letter sent out by the St. Mary's Church.
If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may
have gone astray from the Lord.
Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that
young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture
leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness,
and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling,
prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations
if five
or more of the following are applicable to your child:
-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic
worshipping symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn
Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the
Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible,
prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
(This
is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God
and
His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local
mental
health center.)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may
speak
to evil sprits through meditation.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are
but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of
this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires
believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and
should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask
your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various
phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.
If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene
immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within
it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your
local
mental health center.
~St. Mary's Catholic Church
Yes, You heard it people, If you get bored, eat Count Chocula cereal,
Violently shake your head to music, play GTA and hang out on the
computer you are GOTHIC and You must seek help from your local church
and repent your sins!!
What a load of Bull. Enjoy laughing your *** off.
We're all going to Hell!!!
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More stereotype fun stuf. - Aeotoc - 07-18-2004
Did that letter come with some church or pastorial seal? I'm kind of skeptical about that, but then again the catholics wrote it and we all know what a bunch a crazy bastards they are.
More stereotype fun stuf. - Aemaeth - 07-18-2004
Abiosis Wrote:I found this in the Newgrounds Forum and I couldn't help but Laugh my
*** off, and so I decided to send it to everyone else to show what a
bunch of smart people are running Religion now-a-days.
This was an actual letter sent out by the St. Mary's Church.
More stereotype fun stuf. - SecondClassCit - 07-18-2004
That is the greatest quote that will ever exist!!!
"-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible,
prayer, church or sports."
More stereotype fun stuf. - elterion - 07-19-2004
That is the biggest ******* joke i have ever heard. Since like... 7 of these apply to me. I'm wearin a led zeppelin tshirt and sippin on a can of kokanee right now.
Is homosexual and/or bisexual {}We have proof people, being gay is what satan wants! You will burn in hell!
More stereotype fun stuf. - SpoonMan999 - 07-19-2004
I hope you don't mind that I copy this to my Live Journal lol.
More stereotype fun stuf. - laMe - 07-19-2004
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of
this.
LMFAO LOL!!!!
Since like a bucn of these apply to me im going to hell
good thing i dontr beleive in relegion
More stereotype fun stuf. - Veck - 07-19-2004
the catholic church is way whack, i wouldnt judge the entire church.
More stereotype fun stuf. - SpoonMan999 - 07-19-2004
Well according to this letter I am a goth times 6, I actually lost count cause I was laughing so hard. And Count Chocula rules so Hell here I come.
More stereotype fun stuf. - laMe - 07-19-2004
lol count chocula is da bomb DUDE LOL!!!!!!! Wow what were tthey thinkging..
More stereotype fun stuf. - Silver Ice - 07-19-2004
maybe their all a bunch of mormans, lol i think its one religion where your not allowed any sugar or caffine.
More stereotype fun stuf. - Diablo's helper - 07-19-2004
lol yeah amazing what they think these days.
More stereotype fun stuf. - elterion - 07-19-2004
Well, I guess its a good thing i'm athiest. As far as I'm concerned, all those bible thumping mother ******* that say bs like this can go kill themselves.
More stereotype fun stuf. - defaultstring2 - 07-22-2004
i like how they said that buddisim and hinduism are satanic...
More stereotype fun stuf. - Diablo's helper - 07-22-2004
lol i think they think that whatever opposes them is satanic lol
More stereotype fun stuf. - defaultstring2 - 07-22-2004
bhuddisim and hinduism dont oppose or hate christians
More stereotype fun stuf. - Diablo's helper - 07-22-2004
oh ok
More stereotype fun stuf. - defaultstring2 - 07-22-2004
only muslims and christians have a history of conflict,a nd the christians started it
More stereotype fun stuf. - ZooKeeper - 07-22-2004
I forgot what the site was, but there was a conservative christian video game and movie review site I went to. I looked up diablo and all it said was how pallys are witches too because they practice magic.
The funniest thing was that they said The Wild Thornberries movie should be rated R for "preaching darwinistic principles".
Stupid fundamentalists. I think the truth is hidden within the bible, and bad things happen if you take it literally like these stupid people.
More stereotype fun stuf. - TMP - 07-22-2004
If this letter is the truth, all of must be goths in some way or another! It's like those damn medicine commercials... They like, make-up symptoms so that people will think theres something wrong with them and they will buy their junk...
I saw one a few days ago and I think it was like, "Do you often feel the need to eat food"?
My reply: *No... I eat plastic. That's if I ever feel the need to of course.*