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Porno Clips, Haha Look B4 U Ban Me - Uber-Soldat - 08-07-2004
![[Image: pornclips.jpg]](http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pornclips.jpg)
Porno Clips, Haha Look B4 U Ban Me - 66xerox66 - 08-07-2004
lol funny
Porno Clips, Haha Look B4 U Ban Me - FrozenFire - 08-07-2004
haha...lol
Porno Clips, Haha Look B4 U Ban Me - Lycshiftz - 08-07-2004
not really that funny...
Porno Clips, Haha Look B4 U Ban Me - jedimaster86 - 08-07-2004
yeh i'm gunna have to go ahead and agree with lyc; wasn't really that funny, sorry. nice try though.
Porno Clips, Haha Look B4 U Ban Me - Nubli - 08-07-2004
you all need a humor transplant..
Porno Clips, Haha Look B4 U Ban Me - Uber-Soldat - 08-08-2004
I didnt think it was that funny either, i just wanted to see how many people i could get to look at it, mayb they thought it was real porn, lol
Porno Clips, Haha Look B4 U Ban Me - Nubli - 08-08-2004
I thought so at first.
I was going to barge in, delete button ready.
But first, a little STARING... *cough*
Then delete delete delete
Porno Clips, Haha Look B4 U Ban Me - Fuggle - 08-08-2004
lol it was just ok. funny how he made it sound bad by saying porno clips.
Porno Clips, Haha Look B4 U Ban Me - Syn3rgy - 08-08-2004
Lol
Porno Clips, Haha Look B4 U Ban Me - Bowbow - 08-08-2004
Well, you tricked me into getting here =P
Porno Clips, Haha Look B4 U Ban Me - laMe - 08-08-2004
that was extremely.....dumb
Porno Clips, Haha Look B4 U Ban Me - endromada - 08-08-2004
you'll think im odd, but that was genuinly funny... laugh at me and ill kill you in your sleep with my brand new butterknife collection... jsut ask mrbona2 i killed him last week
Porno Clips, Haha Look B4 U Ban Me - .hack//virus - 08-08-2004
its not that funny but props on the play on words
Porno Clips, Haha Look B4 U Ban Me - [Ghost] - 08-08-2004
heh its like the "blonde chick with a nice *****" or "man with biggest ****" all of them were funny
Porno Clips, Haha Look B4 U Ban Me - \/iNcEnT - 08-08-2004
lol
Porno Clips, Haha Look B4 U Ban Me - [Ghost] - 08-08-2004
^^^^ nice spam and wtf is up with the sig seems like you have a hit list and thats creepy
Porno Clips, Haha Look B4 U Ban Me - Lycshiftz - 08-08-2004
lol Vincent u got a hit list on me Im right here in my front yard with my 12 guage step on my gras and see what happens.
Porno Clips, Haha Look B4 U Ban Me - elterion - 08-08-2004
Well, that sounds like it would turn out well. *Steps on grass*
Porno Clips, Haha Look B4 U Ban Me - Friktion666 - 08-08-2004
Elterion tight new sig man! (At least I haven't seen it)
I'd say the whole thing was droll. (Look it up if you don't know, you'll get what I mean.) It got my attention too...damn no pr0n!
It was a very clever thing to post in this forums...gah I have nothing else to say. I'll just end with a joke then.
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals,
but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the
examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This
also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be
covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick??)
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The penalty for ************ in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than "going blind!")
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the
countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the
privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law,
it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in
the world that even comes close to this?)
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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The
husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner
desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband,
and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to
witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with
a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass
this law?)
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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines
with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending
machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for
consumption on the premises."
(Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its
own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...?)
(Did the govt. pay for this research??)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez.)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
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Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)
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And, the best for last.....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(Do you think they have bad breath?)
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