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    Default Beholder's world

    *You enter a world filled with utter chaos all you see and hear is the sound of people dying*
    *You see battles going on in distance and explosions going off somewhere*
    *You think to your self "how am i going to survive this?"*
    *but just *** you decide to move Hell beasts and their commander approach you wanting to fight*
    *you try to escape but you see that you are surounded*
    *what will your fate be.......*

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    ever see the part in bowling for colombine where the kid pulls out like 15 guns out of his pants and shirt? well that happens NOW

    *pulls out tech9 out of back pocket and kills the commander*

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    *commander dies and respawns into an even larger demon then the others*
    "TIME FOR YOU TO DIE"
    *and smacks dragon 15 feet into the ground*

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    "gotta respawn to kill me? *****"

    *uses mythical d3a7h powers to summon the grim reaper and kill the commander*

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    ahhh ur driving me crazy

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    "FOOLISH MORTAL THE GRIM REAPER DOESNT LISTEN TO YOU"
    *grabs the reapers scyth and slices dragon in half

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    ...you cant **** with a godly beaing like the grim reaper.....

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    (i dont **** with him we are allies he keeps us alive and we mmake sure he gets enough dead ppl to last him his eternal life)

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    * looks at a nearby mad cat and enter it*
    DIE!!!
    * fires 2 cluster thunder arrows at the commander and his hell beasts *
    * 2 large craters appear where they were*
    all gone :

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    "stealing kills now?"
    *takes out BFG and aims it at macro*
    "whats that famous movie line.....oh ya ASTALA VISTA BABY"
    *fires bfg at macro and he dies *:

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    *ejects from mech b4 it destroyed lands a few miles away while mech goes nukelear and obliterates
    trog at point blank range*
    whos dead now, WHO!

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    well its to bad THAT WAS A CLONE
    *gets out glock and points to macros head at point blank*
    "what was that other line?? the one from the matrix? oh ya dodge this"
    *fires glock into macros temple*

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    *warps to a different era in time and returns wtch 2 light laz glating guns *
    (evil laugh)
    * lets both laz glating guns rip apart d3a7h to nothing *

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    (trog??? im d3a7h not trog....)

    *warps to same era in time and gets a reflective shield and lets u kill ur self*

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    *stands there laughing at the two of you for trying to kill each other*
    "good now my job will be easy"

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    * the shot r reflected at beholder and rip apart his legs*
    its not gonna be that ez

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    "not gonnna be hard either"
    *seems to warp from exsistence and macro all of a sudden starts getting beaten by beholder but cant see himmacro's armor cracks andis then knocked back 4 ft and beholder has apeared in front of him*

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    "ha think that hurt me"
    * takes out a shadow fan shrukin and launches it at beholder*

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    *immediatly summons an energy sword and goes back into light speed*
    *starts slicing macro into pieces and grabs the suriken and sticks it into macro*

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    * it was a cardboard cut out of macro he sliced and diced *
    WATER BLAST NO JUTSU
    *beholder gets hit by a massive blast of water that knocks him out cold*
    *begin to drink a can of coke*

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