A guy walk's into a bar.....

**Mr. Fabulous** · 10-09-2004, 03:50 PM

Every one posts your bar joke's here.

This guy walk's into a bar and he says "let me have a milk"
Barkeep: "Why come to bar and order milk? Your suppose to go to a bar and order a beer"
Guy: "Well when ever I drink beer I blow Chunks"
Barkeep: You know that's normal most people blow chunks when they drink"
Guy: "No man you don't get it, Chunks is my dog"

**Silver Ice** · 10-09-2004, 03:52 PM

ewww. sick joke

heres mine.

a guy walked into a bar and fell over. lol

**Dynafrom** · 10-09-2004, 03:58 PM

a guy walked in a bar and saw 3 gay men sitting on 1 chair and the guy asks how did the 3 of u sit on 1 chair and still having fun? cause they were getting analed by the legs of the chair O.o

**Mr. Fabulous** · 10-09-2004, 04:06 PM

Burnin your's is disturbing as hell.

**Dynafrom** · 10-09-2004, 04:06 PM

yeap :)

**A|fzZz** · 10-09-2004, 11:35 PM

heres mine...1 handsome guy went to a bar and pecked to death by chicks...
lame lol...

**~~elterion~~** · 10-10-2004, 12:54 AM

Lol, blowing Chunks. Good one.

**[Ghost]** · 10-10-2004, 04:12 AM

thats like
"did you ever blow bubbles as a kid?"
other person:"yeah"
"well hes back in town and wants your number"

Hells_Avengance · 10-10-2004, 01:59 PM

Aite here is mine, kinda long so chill.

Ok a duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some grapes the bartender says "No" So the next day the duck comes back and asks the bartender for some grapes the bartender says "No" The third day the duck asks the bartender if he has some grapes and the bartender says "If you come back and ask that again than i am gonna nail your head to this bar..." So the next day the duck comes back and ask the bartender if he has any nails... he says "No" then the duck asks the bartender if he has any grapes...

lol i love that joke

**A|fzZz** · 10-10-2004, 03:21 PM

Hmm...a same concept with another joke that was posted here...

**Rumors** · 10-10-2004, 03:28 PM

It's it just me or are these jokes kinda lame?

**A|fzZz** · 10-11-2004, 06:07 PM

theyre all lame...

**tymoney321** · 10-12-2004, 02:00 AM

If someone wants to tell you a joke about a guy walking into a bar just walk away.

**Grave** · 10-12-2004, 02:03 AM

Originally Posted by Anubis

Every one posts your bar joke's here.

This guy walk's into a bar and he says "let me have a milk"
Barkeep: "Why come to bar and order milk? Your suppose to go to a bar and order a beer"
Guy: "Well when ever I drink beer I blow Chunks"
Barkeep: You know that's normal most people blow chunks when they drink"
Guy: "No man you don't get it, Chunks is my dog"

not bad not bad at all... where did u get it/?

**tymoney321** · 10-12-2004, 04:34 AM

Hmm here is a decent one.

So, a guy walk's into a bar...

...and he sees George Bush and Colin Powell sitting at a table.

The guy walks up to the bartender and is like, "Dude, is that really George Bush and Colin Powell?"

The bartender replies, "yep, it sure is."

So the guy walks up to Bush and Powell and says, "guys, I'd just like to say it's an honor to meet you two. Um... what are you doing here?"

Bush replies, "We're planning World War III. It's gonna be a real pisser. We're going to kill 200,000 Muslims and a blone with really big boobs."

The guy replies, "why are you killing a blonde with big boobs?"

Bush just laughs and punches Colin on the shoulder. "See, I told ya nobody would care about the Muslims!"