There was a blonde so dumb that she

**Warrior[RH]** · 10-18-2004, 09:14 AM

: There was a blond so dum that she..........

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
- she called me to get my phone number.
- she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it
said "concentrate."
- she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her
mind.
- she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
- she tried to put M&M''s in alphabetical order.
- she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
- she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
- she tried to drown a fish.
- she thought a quarterback was a refund.
- she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
- if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you''d get change back.
- they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
- under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On
Phonics."
- she tripped over a cordless phone.
- she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
- at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here"...she
put Sagittarius."
- she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
- it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
- if she spoke her mind, she''d probably be

s.
- she studied for a blood test.
- she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
- she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.
- she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
- she sold the car for gas money.
- when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home
and got 16 friends.
- when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she
moved.
- she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.
- when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
- when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport
Left" she turned around and went home.

**Zakel** · 10-18-2004, 09:22 AM

Originally Posted by Warrior[RH]

- she tripped over a cordless phone.

its tripped over the WIRE of a cordless pohne

**Silver Ice** · 10-18-2004, 12:32 PM

sounds like tripped over a cordless phone because it is possible if the phone is on the ground. anyway those are some funny jokes

**A|fzZz** · 10-18-2004, 12:49 PM

mayb she DID trip over the phone...

**DeStRuCtIoN** · 10-18-2004, 02:21 PM

ok... she tripped over the phone coz it was on the ground.. nothing about a wire was there???

**Fuggle** · 10-23-2004, 06:48 AM

those are all old yo momma so stupid jokes.

**medicine_man** · 10-23-2004, 07:09 AM

Haha, you're right, but some of them are funny. Here's a blonde joke for you guys, I like it.

There's this blonde and she can't get this puzzle of a tiger together. She calls her brunette friend and her friend tells her she'll be right over. When the brunette gets over, she stops. She says "Number 1... That isn't a puzzle of a tiger. Number 2, I'm not helping you put the Frosted Flakes back in the box."

For all of you slow people, she thought that a box of Frosted Flakes was a puzzle of a tiger, since Tony the Tiger is on the front of the box. If you think it sucks, which you probably do, feel free to say so.

**xRubyWeaponx** · 10-23-2004, 07:42 AM

That sux, i've heard it before but I respect you're telling of wisdom (just jokes, LOL)

**Warslut** · 10-23-2004, 07:52 AM

How did the blonde break her leg raking the leaves >_>?

She fell out of the tree.... hehe

**Fuggle** · 10-23-2004, 08:11 AM

Got me some old lame ones

How to u make a blonde drown?
Put a scratch and sniff in the bottom of a pool

What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
Spot

**Warslut** · 10-23-2004, 08:13 AM

If a blonde and a brunette jumped off a building who would hit first?
Bunette would, blonde would have to stop and ask for directions ..lol

**~~Gspost~~** · 10-23-2004, 08:20 AM

lmfao best joke what do u call mud with dirt MUDDIRT HAHAHAHAHA AINT THAT FUNNY

**fortunecookieX** · 10-25-2004, 11:42 AM

so stuff at the dollar store are more than a dollar
and here a joke
a blond a red-head and a guy are in a elevator.the red head sees thats the guy has dandruff,so she told the guy to use some head and shoulders and the blond goes how you give shoulders.

**ug[yep0]** · 10-28-2004, 03:16 AM

LOL nice one. Sick, True, and Funny.

**JesseDS** · 11-08-2004, 08:24 AM

Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!

**Specco** · 11-13-2005, 10:55 PM

heres one for yah.... a blonde and her bf are driving in a car... and on the radio there saying blondes are not smart.... so the blond gets mad....and all of a sudden she see's a blonde rowing a canoo in a corn feild.. so the blonde in the car gets out of the car... and yells its blondes like u that make us look stupid... now wait till i SWIM over there and kick ur ***!!!.... hehe :P