Why Math Is Taught In School!

**Pamela** · 10-26-2004, 11:42 PM

Why Math is Taught in School
(Written By A Very Wise Man)

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and "flipped" the woman off. "Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I always smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why: I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day. Statistically, females drive half of these. That's 18,000 women drivers! In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS That's 642. According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449. According to the National Institutes of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98. And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33. According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons, and this number is increasing. That means that Every Single Day, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has P . M .S , and is armed. Flip one off? ....... I think not.ffice

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**UberGrossMann** · 10-27-2004, 12:45 AM

That's hilarious Pam. I'll have to remember that next time i get roadrage on a truck drivin mama with a rifle rack in it. I may get shot.

**Silver Ice** · 10-27-2004, 04:17 AM

lol that is very nice, reminds me of a mind warper.

**Fuggle** · 10-27-2004, 08:23 PM

Funny joke but that font color hard to read cuz i use the funky theme lol. I started using this theme like yesterday and i like it besides the fact that u cant see ppls points lol

**A|fzZz** · 10-27-2004, 09:14 PM

lol...nice calculations there...lol...

**Pamela** · 10-27-2004, 10:43 PM

LOL Thanks guys! ~Feels all warm and welcome!~You were right it was too hard to read...color change accomplished!

**Fuggle** · 10-30-2004, 04:45 AM

lol glad u did makes it ezier to read lol. this skin is cool except i cant see ppls points :

**Pamela** · 10-30-2004, 05:20 AM

LOL I cant either>.<

**Lycshiftz** · 10-30-2004, 05:33 AM

That was perfect lol.

**Pamela** · 11-02-2004, 01:36 AM

Originally Posted by Lycshiftz

That was perfect lol.

Thanks sweety!! I am donating to you as well I am just doing it in this thread! 1000 points:)

**LostTrance** · 11-02-2004, 01:44 AM

Haha, thats the best thing I've read all week.

**Pamela** · 11-02-2004, 01:51 AM

LOL I get these in e-mails from my Mom and my niece....I just try to share the ~giggles~

**Zakel** · 11-02-2004, 07:18 PM

lol thats funny.. if i had to calculate that one my own my head would explode

**Pamela** · 11-02-2004, 10:23 PM

No Joke dude!! I was looking at it and thought..WOW...Its actually accurate statistics though!~scary~

**endromada** · 11-03-2004, 10:28 AM

lol... random funny shit... i wish my mom did that more often... erm... tell me random jokes... not carry a weapon...

**D4rkSl4y3r** · 11-03-2004, 10:40 AM

that was funny but it seems true so i am not goin to **** off any girls now...LOL ( looks back nervously)

**Lux Aeterna** · 11-11-2004, 11:50 AM

Good one Pam

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**Darth** · 11-29-2004, 08:34 AM

Hahaha. Wow, I better think of that next time I get suspended from school. Considering my mom doesnt own a weapon, shell make one out of her shoe probably... Damn -_-.

**SilverZX** · 11-29-2004, 08:41 AM

So what you're saying is that women are too emotionally unstable to control their tempers enough to handle a firearm? I knew it! Since it came from a womans mouth too that means that it will further support that women should not be allowed weapons, in the military, or in the police force because they are too emotionally unstable. lol

I'm just pressing your buttons. However, anyone who would use a weapon as such, I'll personally burn them alive publically for being an idiot.