Diablo 2 movie

[ForcesOfGood]

I think sean connery is no doubt going to play the role of decard cain

barb-Vin Diesal
assasin- Wynona Ryder
amazon-Pamela Anderson
pally- Denzel Washington
akara- Meryl Streep

anything you guys can think of post it here

[Zak]

Nice cast, just Jlo 4 da sorc (^_^)

[FeNiXSuNfIrE]

didnt we already go through this???? we need to get a story down first......... b4 we even think bout actors and who says they would wanna do it neway? plus its funner comin up with story lines and not all the dumb actors.

[Zak]

ok...ok..ok ummm how bout, we need to get the merc's in there because how can u have a d2 movie without the mercs?....hmmm wut else...We should defionatly have one of the melee chars die due to "iron miden" in the trone of destruction on the way to baal...thgat way like all the chars get pissed off big time and like they use their best moves and kick baals A*S*S....wut u guys think of that?

[Nethran]

well if one dies to baal from IM, then one would have to die to Chaos Sanctaury Oblivion Knights, too. Perhaps even to the Lord De Seis. That'll getem all riled up for diablo, and then on the way to Baal they can be all like "Lets not let what happened in hell hapen here." And then The barb (Vin Deisel) Whirlwinds his way through a crowd of undead guys in the Throneroom and the Sorceress (Selma Hayek or Pennelope Cruz, both work) casts blizzard to slow them down, meanwhile the paladin (denzel washington) jumps into the middle and goes all blessed hammer on their asses, the amazon (Not pamela anderson, shes too dumb to make a believable warrior in any way) shoots 20 arrows at a time into one side of the crowd, followed by some magic arrows, because one of the arrows gets away from her and hits the barb, who starts bleeding. The druids bear and wolves come with them, following the barbarian, because hes the closest thing to a druid, but the druid himself is the one who gets killed in the Chaos Sanctuary, the animals are his fighting legacy, and the barb vows to not let anything happen to them when the druid dies. The assassin sees the barb get hit with the arrow (who has dropped to his knees), looks at the amazon, who as a horrified look on her face. The barb is clutching his left arm, as it was the one to get hit (the arrow slipped through his chainmail) and a doom knight sneaks up on him and raises his sword. The assassin then dragon flights, teleporting over to the doom knight threatening the barbs life and kicks his face. While the knight is down, the assassin thrusts her claws down to the knights throat area and arcs them upward, taking his skull off. The barb says thanks and the assassin helps him up off of his knees. The camera pans out and a blessed hammer smacks the last remaining knight. All the good guys look at eachother, but the paladin isnt there. Sudenly a cry for help erupts from the chamber that holds the throne, baal sitting in all his glory upon it. The rest of them run in and the barb leaps at Baal, but right before he can bring his weapon down, Baal's throne lifts one of its boney white legs and the barb is impaled upon it. The assassin screams "NOooooooooooo!!" And tries to charge the throne. Baal laughs and the throne room shakes as if it itself feared the power of Baal. The Necromancer (skinny white guy.... hmm...Perhaps David Spade? Lol, no..hes too short and only does comedy..you decide) casts bone wall, stopping the assassin. (In the movie i think it would be dumb to include Baal summoning anyone, as the barb has just been killed and emotion runs high, its best to just fast forward the plot to the killing of Baal) Baal jumps through his portal to the worldstone chamber, and the champions follow. Im tired of typing, ill skip some But the barb isnt really dead, he comes back when the assassin is in trouble, cuz theyre an item, ans behead baal with his mighty axe, baals head rolls to the side of the assassin, and the barb is breathing heavily, still bleeding, and he drops his axe, blood on his hand and the handle of the axe. He drops to both his knees, mouths "I love you" to the assassin, and falls over, dead. Sad music begins to play, the assassin falls over grieving onto the dead barb, the scene fades to blackness, and the 5 remaining are shown emerging from the dark worldstone chamber into the cold, sunny weather at the peak of Mt. Arreat. The credits begin to roll. Th end)

[Nethran]

wow.. that turned out to be a lot longer then I thought it would.

Oh, melee character. Then it would be the druid in wearbear form, bringing both of his claws down, the Lord De seis (who has to be wearing cool armor to distinguish himself) looks at the druid/bear and casts a quick im, the druid/bear tries to stop himself, as he can feel the curse upon him (he really in tune with nature, he can sense these things), but he cant, and as soon as his claws rip through the fragile bones of the oblivion knight hes targetting he screams a terrible scream of pain as ghostly claws identical to his own rip into him, he then shifts back into druid form in time to hit the ground, bleeding from his chest and shoulders, dead.



The word after "they" on the reason for editing is "know."

[._| 3 Vv |3]

not bad but there's way too much emotional shit at the end.... it was up till the "i love you" cuz you've got a 6 1/2 foot barbarian with a giant *** bloody axe who just decapitated the worst evil in the world..who then kneels and says "i love you?" no.. let his gaze, expression say that so you don't get the lame cliche' and have him say "free......finally........free.........." so at least he dies honorobly, not like some whimpering ***** :P but everything else was pretty good :) very movie-like

[Nethran]

but there has to be some emotional attatchemt for him. He would, of course, be a hard assed, non-emotional character at the beginning, but he has to get some... and everyone knows the big guys are softies. C'mon. Plus, it would be sadder that way, and every good movie ends in a sad way. fvckin stoopid happy endings.

[Tichondrius_87]

wait a minute.... what the hell ever happened to the pally? and i think that the pally should be doing some HB action... or maybe FOH as they're both really nice looking.... imagine the movie stuff.... and the holy bolt could damage anyone evil.... yeah. dammed spiffy. and.... i agree with the emotional part, to hell with that. or at least tone it down... anyways, who'd play the druid? i'm thinking the guy who does the voice/has similar facial features of Hellboy... y'know, the guy off of primal force, kinda neandertal lookin mofo? yeah, something like that.

[Tichondrius_87]

YEA!!! I GOT AN IDEA!!!!!! have u even seen www.redvsblue.com ??? they make movies about Halo and its a HUGE hit, if we could do sumthing like that, it would b pretty successful. or even if we could get the same guys, mayb. if u havent been there, check it out, its pretty cool!!!! very funny!!

sorry about the double post, but it's necessary...


i don't think this would work for D2, as RVB is a first-person sort of shooter, not a third person strategy/fantasy bit. good idea, but it'd be near impossible to work.

[FeNiXSuNfIrE]

not quite impossible......... but i see where u r comin from.

okok, sry but i just got 1 more stupid, split second idea...... wut if we just make a book out of this instead of the movie. it would still be popular as all hell and it is a much more realistic goal. it doesnt cost half the price of a movie (especially one of this proportion). and then later on, if it is a really big hit, sum1 may make a rill movie of it...... who knos. tell me wut u think of this?

[DeadBodyMan]

I think it would be a damn good idea!

[._| 3 Vv |3]

hella nice pic in the sig dead... i like! h-bomb? doesn't look like a normal nuke to me... anyways.. yeah i like the book idea, you can get alot more gruesome, involve much more storyline... and get it out to ppl who dont' wanna waste 10$ to go see a movie 1x in the theater... and this way, everyone could get that mental make-up of their favorite person playing the badass necro or sir pali-man.. w/e it works out, at least this is actually plausible... good idea!

[Zak]

Im not into reading much, but id sure as hell read the d2book, by the way if u go to blizzard.com they alrdy have books on d2! go to blizzard.com and click on "online store" then on D2 merchandice or w/e and scroll down and they have like 3books on d2 (><)

[._| 3 Vv |3]

yes but i doubt they have our storylines.. they use continuations of the d2 saga, sequels n prequels in shit... so an entirely new story might not be a bad idea, and we might even be able to send the story to blizzard, let them handle the "making of" bs.... and we all get royalties :)

[Zak]

when and if they make this book, they could put author:blizzard whoever and then like,
Special thanks to the people at the d2movie forum at d2sector.net that made it possiable :

[Nethran]

we get all the royalties? thats a bullshit fantasy idea ( no offense, Im just in a bad mood).

First off: If blizzard made a movie, it would be completely computer generated and animated, so no people playing the roles.

If blizzard was to pay for anything it would be the storyline and script, yes, but as long as we dont copywrite it for ourselves they wont pay shit, its a freebee, and I for 1 dont know a goddamned thing about how to get shit copywritten, plus, that costs money and if they dont want it, were fizzucked and outa cash.

[Tichondrius_87]

indeedly doo.

[Nethran]

wtf was that? post something productive, jackass.

[Tichondrius_87]

me? i'm like the antichrist of productivity. i'm... antiprod!