Diablo 2 movie

**djpyre** · 02-19-2004, 10:55 PM

They both better have umpa lumpa necroskeletons... else I won't be watching either.

**Soldier** · 02-20-2004, 12:08 AM

maybe u guys dont need actors. u can make it all animated but that wouldnt look as good

**neoben** · 02-20-2004, 12:33 AM

maybe u can convince some big time producer to do it for u

**SlamBliss** · 02-20-2004, 02:52 AM

Maybe you can burn down a house and look for diablo in the flames... i tried burning a stick and looking for hell in it. i got bored and threw it in some woods.. that was cool..

**djpyre** · 02-20-2004, 01:47 PM

I've only ever tried that with bobcat bones...

Just wound up attracting pesty ancient spirits that wanted to sell me AmWay cleaners.

**FeNiXSuNfIrE** · 02-20-2004, 04:59 PM

i dunno but i was reading the first few posts and got to thinking............ a few of the chars SHOULD die...... i mean if they dont then its just like sum cheasy fairytale with no drama. in all the good movies sum1 important ALWAYS dies... but which of the seven chars would we knock out (definately not the sorc since shes the hottest)

**jedimaster86** · 02-20-2004, 08:30 PM

i think the zon should go. she'll think that she's all safe if shes staying back with a bow, but then all of a sudden creatures will teleport around her, and slaughter her till she is dead hahaha too bad for her.

there could be some, if not all characters who get extremely hurt. some may die, but others could pull it through.

i guess the assassin could die, mayb she could die in meph or something like that, and she dies by using all of her energy into one massive assault, so she kind of takes her life to kill meph.

**Kai.** · 02-20-2004, 09:57 PM

Jedimaster86 said: whoever directed LOTR (Lord of the Rings),that seems like a pretty good connection with a more famous movie to diablo i guess. they could make a lot of money out of it, since i think it has the potential to be a very good story line. does the director of LOTR happen to be in this board?

Are you insane? A very good story line? How many people who agree with this actually listen to the NPC's full schpiel, or watched the cinematics? A Diablo 2 movie would turn out like the Mario Brothers, Wingcommander, and the Tomb Raider (1) movies did, pieces of crap that sacrificed a reasonable plot for a "theme". If they did do a diablo movie, it would either not include the classes as we know them, not include the storyline as we know it, or totally reject the social interactions only found in the gameplay. I.E: Drops, a naked demon does not carry items of magical power within his girth heirgo he does not "drop" them, therefore people cannot fight over them. This shouldnt be a movie about Battle.net, but a movie about Heroes Conquering an Unfathomable Evil. All that said I must see Bill Cosby heckled by Necroskeletons after being caught in his gibbet. That would rock. ^_^;;

**djpyre** · 02-20-2004, 10:33 PM

Characters should only die in the movie if they aren't on screen at the time.

A scene with a Barb trying out Charsi's weapons would be instantly improved if an "Amazon was Slain by Quill Rat" message appeared in the top left corner of the movie screen...

Then she could reappear right in the Barb's area whining about experience loss! "Who took my gold!?"

**Zak** · 02-20-2004, 10:59 PM

OKOKOK!! I thought a pretty good casting crew for this movie here,

Sorceress- Jlo (big asss booty) or Beyonce
Amazon- MAybe like Christina Augulera, or some hot singer (i cant c Brittney Spears shooting guided arrows in the movie..lol)
Barbarion- We can Get Van desal to gain weight and he'll b perfect for the part
Druid- Collin Ferral
Assassin- hmmm......dont know..lol
paladin- Tom Cruiz?
NEcromancer- hmmmm...Regis Filben?...lololol

Tell me wut ya think :)

**Soldier** · 02-20-2004, 11:22 PM

i would get trinity to play the asn, they kinda look alike

**SlamBliss** · 02-21-2004, 03:48 AM

I would actually... make sure that all the main characters died by the middle of the movie, then a single hero that had been in the backround,Tyreal rally the forces of the planet, barbarians blah blah blah and then make a final attempt to destroy the 3 brothers, Baal, Mephisto, and Diablo. and at the very end of the battle, few soldiers left alive, a small party of them venture fourth into the worldstone, not into the chambers but THE worldstone, and hunt the spirits of diablo and his brothers, then they would all perish except for a palladin, and that paladin would charge fourth into the spirits of baal and his brothers, and in one last maelstrom of holy fire, banish them from existence for ever.
(the palladin sacrafises his life to become a human bomb lol)
What do you people think?

**LordRaven** · 02-21-2004, 06:46 AM

That's a pretty good idea.

andrewmason was asking about his program. I think that everyone should think a little realisticly about this, and realize that most likely any good movie director won't make this film. I'm not saying it's impossible, I'm just saying don't get your hopes up. D2 fans could make the movie though, through movie programs like andrews, and D2 fans can unite and create this movie.

**SlamBliss** · 02-21-2004, 08:41 AM

Yeah i c where ur going with that but.. maybe if som1 writes the script and shuffles around hollywood for 2 yrs they can get it done.
lol

**FeNiXSuNfIrE** · 02-21-2004, 09:10 AM

that would b kewl, and added to that the pally should get severely injured in the final battle, leaving it to the barbarian, the sorc, the druid and the necro to finish it......... or mayb the druid should b hurt minorly at the start of the final battle so he just tends the the hurt...... i like it

**SlamBliss** · 02-21-2004, 02:27 PM

....... u must not of listened... all of the chars u listed except the pally are dead.. and the pally is gonna die.. i chose the pally because.. wait... the Necromancer... Unlitmate evil v.s. the purest of hate = one hell of a battle. well necro or pally, it has 2 be the forces of light or dark 2 kill these *****es, because i dont think cutting off diablos head would do the trick >< i tried it in diablo 1!

**djpyre** · 02-22-2004, 02:53 AM

Gear? WE NEED GEAR IN THE MOVIE!

The actors would have to call it a "Unique Phase Blade" to avoid law suits from that Lucas jerk... It's allowed in the game - but I don't think it would be allowed in another movie.

The Frostburns are ready to go for the movie - somebody at the Arreat Summit was nice enough to leave this picture:

- Perhaps they could be used early in the movie.

Hmmm... and I would love to see what a real SoJ looks like...