Diablo 2 movie

**XvXAragornXvX** · 02-22-2004, 06:33 AM

ok ok this is the set up, Necro- The guy from matrix(Mr. Smith or something), Zon-Tiara Reid, Assasin-Jessica Alba, Barbarian-Arnold Swarchenegger. Druid, Tom Cruise, And pally is Viggo Mortinsen, ok now we gotta call all these people up, i think spitfire can cover the cost:)

**jedimaster86** · 02-22-2004, 09:00 AM

ya i see angelina jolie better as assassin. i remember that pic of the frostburns, i think they made it for a guy who was retiring...

**SlamBliss** · 02-22-2004, 09:10 AM

i should go get a job.. when i am old enough ><

**neoben** · 02-22-2004, 11:09 AM

what does getting a job have to do with a diablo 2 movie?

**FeNiXSuNfIrE** · 02-22-2004, 12:21 PM

Originally Posted by XvXAragornXvX

ok ok this is the set up, Necro- The guy from matrix(Mr. Smith or something), Zon-Tiara Reid, Assasin-Jessica Alba, Barbarian-Arnold Swarchenegger. Druid, Tom Cruise, And pally is Viggo Mortinsen, ok now we gotta call all these people up, i think spitfire can cover the cost:)

ok.......... well for 1 thing............. arnorld swarchenegger er wutever sux, that would ruin the movie. same with tom cruise, that would just b gay as hell. but i kno 1 good actor for deckard cain..... shawn connery would play that well. and i think mel gibson would b much better at either barb or druid than arnoldy and tom cruise.

**Bowbow** · 02-22-2004, 12:30 PM

lmao jesus. lets jus make it rated X. the zons/sorcs hav sex, distract baal/meph/ diablo, as they watched stunned, a necro will tele wif his lil Enigma armor n bone prison em. Then let da barbs hav sex ( gay gay ahem, ) and they will hav 2 suffer the horrible sight of that and they'l die themselves. just a thought = )

**jedimaster86** · 02-22-2004, 01:14 PM

uh, how about a big fat NO to the above post about bowbow88's X-movie. have we ever considered that the genders of the characters could differ from their original character [ie female barb(i guess that would be an amazon), male sorcerer,etc]? it may make the movie more interesting.

**neoben** · 02-22-2004, 02:52 PM

why is everyone so focused on having a sex scene? i wouldn't do anything for the movie overall and its starting to sound like u guys are just desperate to see some chics naked...just a thought

**SlamBliss** · 02-22-2004, 03:22 PM

Shawn Connery would make a good cain huh? and mel gibson i think is perfect for barbarian, but an outcast because of his size he feels worthless.
i think that the x-rated movie idea blows ***.
a good actor for a necro would be that dude who played gandolph in LOTR
a good person for a druid is... ROBIN WILLIAMS!
and a male asn... DAVID SPADE!
oh yeah... need the comedy relief actors..

**Zak** · 02-22-2004, 05:57 PM

FOR CASTING

u take Van diesal to gain some weight and make him the barbarian

umm trinitiy (form matrix) for asn

Collin Ferral- Druid

Sorc- Jlo

etc.....

**neoben** · 02-23-2004, 01:22 AM

haven't we already figured out casting?

**SlamBliss** · 02-23-2004, 01:24 AM

Nope.

**neoben** · 02-23-2004, 01:41 AM

why are we even trying to figure out the casting? wouldn't it be smarter to figure out who will produce it? (if anyone)

**Corrupt** · 02-23-2004, 02:15 AM

My uncle is involved in films but i havent seen him for like..3 years

**Corrupt** · 02-23-2004, 02:16 AM

I think maks Idea for cast sounds good

**Corrupt** · 02-23-2004, 02:21 AM

neoben what does "do you FLCL?" mean?

**LordRaven** · 02-23-2004, 04:25 AM

FLCL is the name of an Anime aka Furikuri, and they never actually explain what it means, although it is implied that is some perverted sexual thing in the show. The show itself doesn't actually make sense after watching it several times. It's 6 episodes long, and the plot is so bogus and weird that it might make you lose brain cells. It's actually pretty interesting and funny though. If you get the chance, and you're into anime I definitely recommend it!

Now, back to the movie. You can't actually chose your cast when you're making a movie because some of the actors you want might refuse parts. Movies always have casting auditions, and that is definitely the best way to find the best person for the part.

Secondly, you don't need to worry about casting until you actually have the story down. If you guys actually want this to happen, start with the story, and get it approved by Blizzard. I think that the idea of different sexes for classes is a great idea, like male assassins & sorcerors, female paladins, barbs & druids, etc. I always thought that the gender limiting factor in D2 was pretty lame. Even bringing in characters from the original Diablo would be pretty interesting. The movie could start out with the end of Diablo I, and then move right to the Rogue's encampment where a huge party of "heroes" have gathered. Next they split into different groups, and search the world, one group takes care of each act, and then they regroup for act V. How does that sound?

**jedimaster86** · 02-23-2004, 05:01 AM

-for cain, they should have the godfather play him
-in colin farrel played druid, would he be smoking throughout the whole movie?
now if we casted will farrel for druid......ok i guess that may be scary....

**LordRaven** · 02-23-2004, 05:06 AM

LOL, Will Farrel would make the movie hilarious!!!! I think that would make the movie great. It seems as though all you guys are interested in is casting though, not story, and that's what directors look for. A story that will attract audiences. I think that a D2 movie would be pretty succesful, but then again the D2 movie might turn out like Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within... That was a really crappy movie.

**neoben** · 02-23-2004, 05:17 AM

i hope it doesn't turn out like the Final Fanasy movie. thanks for clearing up the FLCL thing. i hate having to explain it over and over again and they do try and explain it in one episode but they fail horribly