Diablo 2 movie

**._| 3 Vv |3** · 03-11-2004, 06:58 AM

ok ok, but for a while there we were looking at a sumwhat plausible idea, (relatively speaking) but i have to agree that a movie would be so much cooler lol...ok so final scene, a pali uses charge, knocks baal back and stuns him, the assassin lunges between his front legs and upper-cuts him w/her claws, once again stunning baal... leaving a perfect target for the zon in the back of the party, puts a guided in his throat, criticals and pierces, blowing a bigass chunk out of him...the barb jumps at baal, swinging in mid-air, decapitating the already weakend baal... cutting easily through the neck (was already pierced by zon), the flailing corpse of baal falls lifeless on top of the horde of skeles that had been distracting baal... the Fire Golem (no personal preference, but he would look the coolest in the movie) looks at the necro and smirks ( feels himself higher than the skeles, *small rivalry between the skeles and he*

) the end...

**Nethran** · 03-12-2004, 03:47 AM

interesting... but the nature of the golem is one completely without emotion, and in such there would be no rivalry or smirk. The skeletons could be drunkards, tho...that'd be cool

. Also.. a team effort on Baal would be too easy, there has to be a dilema..like Baal has them cornered and then a surprise attack from behind (refer to my ending about 3 pages back..minus the "I love yoU" part, cuz everyone seems to be against that).

**._| 3 Vv |3** · 03-12-2004, 03:56 AM

oh duh, it's basically a moving inanimate object, well then have the pali laugh at the skeles as they try to run away from the giant corpse about to crush them... you know, dark against light play? bah what ending ISN'T cliche'?!

**Nethran** · 03-12-2004, 04:00 AM

theyve all been done... what we need is something new and exciting... even the bad guy winning bit has been done (fallen, a great movie by any standard).

**._| 3 Vv |3** · 03-12-2004, 04:07 AM

okkkkk..... so we have baal lay eggs as he dies, meph and diablo hatch and beat the **** out of our tired adventurers

**Nethran** · 03-12-2004, 04:09 AM

lol, baal laying eggs... thats some odd imagery.

**._| 3 Vv |3** · 03-12-2004, 04:18 AM

interesting mental pictures yes, but not totally unexpected, hell sitting on his throne he looks like he's taking a dump, how can one look menacing when your squatting like a pooch?

**Nethran** · 03-12-2004, 04:19 AM

maybe he is ready to blast our valiant heros with excrement! WATCH OUT NECRO, ITS COMING STRAIGHT AT YOU!

**._| 3 Vv |3** · 03-12-2004, 04:20 AM

it's a good thing he just cast a boner armor... gogo boner nec!lmfao...

**Nethran** · 03-12-2004, 04:22 AM

he can stop the solid matter, but it will splatter. *cringe*

**._| 3 Vv |3** · 03-12-2004, 04:26 AM

lol there we go, lets try not to kill this thread, this was a good one lol, soooo, how should we end this ppl? lets get some outside input...

**Nethran** · 03-12-2004, 04:36 AM

were the inside? Cool. I may have a good idea tho...

Baal summons his clone and the heros are trapped between the two, the paladin tries to charge the REAL Baal, but he teleports to his clones side, both start to walk spiderly toward the heros, who back up to the edge of the floor, behind them is the seemingly enless pit surrounding the worldstone. The Zon shoots a firey arrow at the clone of Baal who screeches in pain, meanwhile the Barbarian takes advantage of the distraction provided by the clones scream and thown his heavy battle axe at Baals forehead. The clone is screaming still, but without the power of the Real Baal concentrated on keeping him in that particular plane of existance, the clone vanishes, Baal himself reaches up and pulls the axe (Only partially embedded within his head) out of his skull and throws it at the sorceress, who teleports, the axe continues, striking the worldstone and creating a deafening ring. baal cups his ears and the necromancer blasts his head clean off with a pretty little bone spear.

The end

**Tichondrius_87** · 03-12-2004, 04:41 AM

i think that that might be just a little anti-climactic ya know? maybe a combined blast of.... something. the pally's FOH, the Necro's bonespear.... something dart/spear like out of the sorc... or maybe some artifact that tyrael gives them that allows them to do some super-thousand fold power shot right into his chest. yeah.... that's about all i can think of.

**._| 3 Vv |3** · 03-12-2004, 04:43 AM

Whoa, i like the spearing of the head by necro idea..

but we should also discuss the equipment said characters are wearing, like uh... hrmm, someone should make an elite runeword towards the end, and gets to whip it out while fighting the minions o' destruction

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**Nethran** · 03-12-2004, 04:53 AM

barb wearing blood stanined chaos armor (it looks the coolest),
Wielding a Giant Axe of some sort (not bloody, for it is dishonorable to let the bloof of your foe dry on your blade, for the blade is a physical symbol for the soul of its wielder, it must remain pure)

**._| 3 Vv |3** · 03-12-2004, 04:58 AM

i have to say necros look absolutely horrifically GAY in anything but chaos/ornate class armors... soooo hrm.. i dunno, trangs armor? of course, if he's a summoner...

**Nethran** · 03-12-2004, 05:00 AM

Mage plate looks cool on em... red mage plate

**._| 3 Vv |3** · 03-12-2004, 05:04 AM

yeah but only the blood red stuff, the pinkish ones look gay as ***

yeah good thinking, a blood red bone visage/bone red archon.. using boneflame of course, cuz it's the coolest looking out of the shrunken heads

**Nethran** · 03-12-2004, 05:07 AM

or the necro can be wearing black armor, so hes not the same as the barb

**._| 3 Vv |3** · 03-12-2004, 05:09 AM

black... oooooh omg what if a necro wears corpsemourn, i mean in d2 for real, like if i logged on right now and tried it... omfg! that would look sooo badass, ok i'ma make a necro just to try this...

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