Stairway to success

**CheshireCat** · 12-04-2004, 05:35 PM

Got this from the new FHM mag. May be unsuitable for younger audiences and so forth.
Scroll down to read it if you're 18 or your parents say it's ok ;-)

A man saw a set of stairs going up into the sky, he starts climbing to see where it goes.

Shortly, he comes to a cloud with a rather ugly woman on it.
She says, "Screw me or keep climbing the stairway to success."

The man, didn't have to think twice, he kept climbing.

After a while he comes to another cloud, this time the woman is average looking.
She says, "Screw me or keep climbing the stairway to success."

The man thinks for a minute, then realizes this woman looks better than the last, and decides to wait for the next one, so he keeps climbing.

Time passes and he reaches a third cloud with a real knockout on it.
She says, "Screw me or keep climbing the stairway to success."

The man starts for her but stops and thinks, "If this one looks like this, just THINK of that the next one looks like!!!" So he continues up the stairs.

Finally he reaches the next cloud. Sitting there is a raunchy smelling, fat, balding man in a recliner. He says "Hi, I'm Cess"