Chinese Proverbs!!

[Pamela]

Chinese Proverbs!...Gotta love em!

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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>Man who run in front of car get tired.
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>Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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>Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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>Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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>Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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>Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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>Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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>Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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>Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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>Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
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>War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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>Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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>Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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>It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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>Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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>Man who stand on toilet is high on ***.
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>Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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>Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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>Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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>Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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>Man who has sex with woman in field get piece on earth


LOL

[Tichondrius_87]

i've read those before. they were better the first time )

[Nethran]

you is a ***. why is you such a ***, you *** header *** facing *** holes.

(comment meant to hurt tich, not Pamela, as I dont know her well enough to call her an as$)

[MARO]

i havent read them before they are nice to read but not to laugh

[TMP]

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. This one made me laugh.

[kicker2003]

>It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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i liked this one

[splintercell]

>Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. <thats my fav

[Ben[IPK]]

lol i like the baseball one

[Silver Ice]

"war doesnt determine who is right, it determines who is left"

lol so true

[Demonic]

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

thats ones great

[splintercell]

Most of those are true...

[Silver Ice]

the last ones really funny