chinese proverbs

**erizoe** · 12-30-2004, 02:44 PM

CHINESE PROVERBS

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Virginity like bubble, one poke, all gone.

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Man who run in front of car get t y red.

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Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Man with hand in pocket feel ****y all day.

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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife
upright organ.

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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways
going to Bangkok.

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Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who scratch *** should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best
thing on earth.

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War does not determine who is right, war determine
who is left.

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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat
house.

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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at
night.

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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to
fill it.

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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

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Man who stand on toilet is high on ***.

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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in
basement.

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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

-stolen from some website