CHINESE PROVERBS


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Virginity like bubble, one poke, all gone.


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Man who run in front of car get t y red.


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Man who run behind car get exhausted.


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Man with hand in pocket feel ****y all day.


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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife
upright organ.


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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways
going to Bangkok.


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Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*


Man who scratch *** should not bite fingernails.





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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best
thing on earth.


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War does not determine who is right, war determine
who is left.


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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat
house.


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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at
night.


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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to
fill it.


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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.


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Man who stand on toilet is high on ***.


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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in
basement.


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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.


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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.



-stolen from some website