Ruin A Wish

**CheshireCat** · 01-13-2005, 02:21 AM

You gain the ability, but it goes off while you're picking your nose......

I wish certain people would mind thier own business, and not send me PMs questioning me.

**Beholder99** · 01-13-2005, 07:02 AM

as you go on to d2 sector find thatm your box has been expanded to 140 and its full of ppl questioning you and your sexuality

i wish i had a chainsaw

**Gatordrums** · 01-13-2005, 09:11 AM

you get a chainsaw but when you are cutting some trees you hit a chain link fence and it bounces of the fence and cuts your leg. (actually happened to this fag kid on drumline)

I wish I had a Sierra Mist.

**Crown** · 01-13-2005, 09:25 AM

You finally get your damn bottle of Sierra Mist and after taking a sip you realize that it is nothing but a bottle filled of backwash.

I wish I had $0.42.

**Gatordrums** · 01-13-2005, 09:37 AM

you get 42 cents but then a bum comes along and mugs you.

I wish I had a botd ; ) ^^^^^

**Crown** · 01-13-2005, 10:57 AM

I TRADE you for my botd, only for you to realize that I actually just scammed you and you really just traded for a plain old blade. I then laugh in your face.

I wish I had 37 packs of gum.

**X Y Z** · 01-13-2005, 11:07 AM

You get those 37 packs but in an attempt to chew them all you get a jaw cramp that never goes away

I wish I had a safety bubble, in which all things would be knocked away except food and girls

**EmptyII** · 01-13-2005, 11:14 AM

i would pop ur safety bubble, and every except food and girls would go your way

i wish i had a bigggg house

**Silver Ice** · 01-13-2005, 11:39 AM

i blow up your big house, grow a beard and wear a turbin.

i wish bush stops calling everything terrorists.

**ducky01** · 01-13-2005, 11:57 AM

fbi comes to your house and shoots you for saying crap

i wish for a lake of money

**Gatordrums** · 01-13-2005, 12:19 PM

you drown in your lake of money...and crown your a bastard.

I wish i had a 13 in...ruler

**nujabes** · 01-13-2005, 12:47 PM

i snap ur ruler in half

i wish i had a switchblade

**TyKe** · 01-13-2005, 11:05 PM

there all sold out, no more for sale.

i wish i had got that 21 point buck during muzzleloader

**Beholder99** · 01-14-2005, 08:53 AM

you finally get your dream of getting the 21 pt buck but then the power goes out and the memory is lost

i wishi was famous

**Jellyblob** · 01-14-2005, 08:59 AM

You got your wish but it turned out you were famous for being gay and raping animals ^^

I wish I could be invisible

**Foog** · 01-14-2005, 09:01 AM

you get invisible and lose your sight, since you don't have visible eyes that can accept light. so you're screwed.

i wish i had a way to be invisible without any negative side effects n_n

**Gatordrums** · 01-14-2005, 09:03 AM

You turn invisible but then one day when you are out walking a truck hits you cause he couldn't see you.

I wish i had a big mac.

**Foog** · 01-14-2005, 09:06 AM

Since i work at mcdonalds, i spit on it and give you a disease which kills you. (i swear, we don't actually do that. really!)

i wish i owned the mcdonald's franchise so i could fire all of the ****S that work with me.

**Jellyblob** · 01-14-2005, 09:09 AM

You own it, but then you go out of business because of evidence of perversion in the females & males (><) toilets, you sick ******* . Then you get killed because yono one likes you.

I wish for a pet hydralisk who's loving...