Ruin A Wish

[Stifle_this]

you also get it, but the US government makes up official documents proving ur connection with osama, your are thrown in jail with gator where u each drop the soap in turn and are forced to take each other up the butt

i wish the steelers had lost(the jets kicker SUCKS)

[Lord_Sylos]

yout wish is ruined because the steelers are pimps and beat the freakin eagles, therefor they are infallable

i wish michael vick was qb for steelers

[X Y Z]

He becomes the qb for the steelers but hurts his arm in the beginning of the season and can no longer play.

I wish pickles didn't taste like crap

[Fykins]

i wish all pickles were now soaked in shit for 6 months

[X Y Z]

Uhm... thats kinda didn't answer my wish.. so I'll repost it

I wish pickles didn't taste like crap

[Gatordrums]

pickles taste like pickles

i wish i could magically teleport wherever i wanted

[X Y Z]

You can teleport anywhere now, but are only given 1 day to live because teleporting drains the life out of ya.

I wish that people weren't oblivious and ignorant.

[TroGdoR]

You realize you are one of those ppl and hang yourself.
I wish there was a point to life.

[X Y Z]

Everyone realizes their point in life, thus no spontiuity and basically fun occur, everyone knowing what they were born to do.

I wish 7 x 7 didn't equal 49

[TroGdoR]

Your math teacher belts you on the head with a hammer till you accept that it does.
I wish I had a piece of gum.

[X Y Z]

You get your gum but it taste like crap and are forced to chew is until is dissolves (That happens with Winterfresh blah)

I wish I didn't have a house, thus ending up homeless.

[[Ghost]]

I give you a shitty house 1/2 bedroom and charge you 500k a month

I wish i had Gordon Freeman as a body guard

[X Y Z]

You get him as a bodyguard but in a crazy rampage to protect you he kills you

n/w: I wish I owned a stapler that actually ****ing worked

[[Ghost]]

the stapler works but then it turns mutant and shoots 50 staples into your balls and 50 in your skull


i wish all hott women loved me

[Keitaro]

the stapler works but then it turns mutant and shoots 50 staples into your balls and 50 in your skull


i wish all hott women loved me

You finds out you are gay and you try to escape their love for you. It results in a sexual death.

I wish all realms where one.

[EmptyII]

but when they actually merge........there are so many bugs n problems....that it makes your computer explode.

i wish my computer could shoot CDs....lol

[CheshireCat]

Blizz merges all of the realms, the resultant lag is so horrible, you cant even get on battle.net any more.

EDIT: I was beaten to it, oh well. You PC shoots a CD and cuts your head off


I wish 6244

[[Ghost]]

well 4426 :P

I wish my house wasnt so damn messy

[Stifle_this]

u hire a maid to clean your house, but she ends up stealing all your personal info and all your money and credit cards. You lose everything and become a bum n the street.

I wish school wasnt so boring

[X Y Z]

School becomes insanely interesting, but now that nobody want to leave, nobody leaves their parents either and you live with em for the rest of your life... *shiver*


I wish that Halo 2 didn't have so many bugs