Ruin A Wish

[Stifle_this]

the halo 2 bugs are fixed, but as it turns out, the bugs helped the game run, so it crashes and no longer works. It infects your xbox and it explodes, sending an emp wave detroying all electronice thigns around

i wish i had a comp in my room

[CheshireCat]

You get your own PC in your room, but get caught watching animal ****, you have to see a counselor, and your parents take your PC away.....FOREVER.

I wish I had more cigarettes.

[PantallicA]

I steal your cigarettes and sell them at work. Camel Lights become the most popular cigarettes in the world, and they are no longer made, because the Camel Corporation has run out of tobacco to fabricate their cigarettes with.

I wish alcohol ran through my veins.

[Keitaro]

Your wish comes trough. You walking in the street by a store. You decide to take a smoke, but forget that you have alcohol in your veins. To prove you are though, you stomp your sigarette on your skin. The make a reaction and the alcohol starts burning. You die as you run down the street as a burning stunt man. You lie down dead while people laughting and smiles for the entertaining they recived.


I wish all my friends would play diablo2lod instead of WoW. (I really hate quitting friends for WoW)

[Jellyblob]

They play diablo2lod but you got hacked, so u lose yur items, and friend list and can't remember who yur friends were :.

I wish I was invincible from anything :

[DeStRuCtIoN]

i get godlike powers and take awy ur 'invincibility'

i wish i could pwn pant's foh in duels

[nujabes]

pant's foh pwns u all the time and u will never kill him

i wish i had a new pair of shoes

[Ragnarhox]

i walk a mile in your shoes...through dog crap

I wish my PS2 was fixed

[CheshireCat]

Your ps2 gets fixed, but then someone breaks into your house and steal it and your tv and PC. and kills your goldfish.

I wish for more.

[Tool]

I take it all away?

I wish a secret wish that no one can find out no matter what and it is unruinable.

[X Y Z]

You get your wish, and nobody find out. But this wish is so big, the pressure of keeping it secret drives you insane and you eventually commit suicide from the burden


I wish the color green didn't exist.

[Tool]

l0l Damn... That's ****ing clever...

Umm. The only color I shit is green and I shit all over your face...

I wish... I were an admin over the admins.

[CheshireCat]

You get robbed and murdered before you can realize your dream.

I wish that this wish wasn't really a wish a all but instead of being a wish was a wish that will be granted but since this wish is another wish I wish for my old wish to come back and be granted just like my new wish.

[Venom]

your wish fails so there :P

i wish i had a unruinable wish

[Majii]

your unruinable wish is that you were turned into a 4000 pound woman, and indeed, it is unruinable.


I wish I had something to eat.

[Venom]

you get a hamburger and when you bite into it , it grows eyes a mouth ,hands and legs and eats you

i wish for a pet snake

[Jellyblob]

Your snake arrives but when it saw your face, it freaked out and self-combusted itself ^^ + spraying toxic venom from its mouth and acid from it's body, which burns into you and the venom enters your bloodstream for a slow, long, painful death.

I wish I was a dragon

[Majii]

Your wish is granted, but then you're slain by a midevil warrior in his quest to be come king.

I wish it was warm outside

[CheshireCat]

The ozone layer gets a hole in it directly above you, it gets warm, but you also burst into flames.

I wish Diablo 3 would get made.

[PantallicA]

Everyone you ever knew begins to fart, filling the world with warm methane gas. The pressure is too strong for the ozone layer and it explodes, allowing the burning sunlight to ignite the methane and set the entire world on fire. And it's all YOUR fault.

I wishmy guitar's bridge wasn't busted.