Ruin A Wish

**[Ghost]** · 01-20-2005, 09:32 AM

Cheshire - Diablo 3 is made but its just a reproduction of diablo 1 with better graphics

Pantallica - You get your bridge fixed but the new bridge is made of sh!t and held together with glue that smells like ***

I wish I could see through walls

**CheshireCat** · 01-20-2005, 10:07 AM

You can see through walls, but only the walls to mens toilets.

I wish I had an Anni

**[Ghost]** · 01-20-2005, 10:10 AM

You kill DClone in a game and your about to pick it up, and then your computer explodes killing your dreams of ever having an anni ever.

I wish I could download anything legaly

**Lord_Sylos** · 01-20-2005, 10:56 AM

The government legalizes downloading of anything, but, you download so much stuff, your computer gets a super-virus, that turns out to be SkyNet from the Terminator series and kills you when it drops it's nuclear bombs.

I wish I was a Lord of the Rings elf.

**Ragnarhox** · 01-20-2005, 12:00 PM

you become a Lord of the Rings elf but you loose your arms and legs so you starve to death.

I wish the new Family Guy epesiodes would come out.

**Lord_Sylos** · 01-20-2005, 12:11 PM

They come on but as soon as the intro comes on you power shuts off and your cable company cuts the cable because you forgot to pay the cable bills, erego you scream NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! all through the night till your vocal cords snap ceasing your ability to speak.

I wish that Ashley J. would go out with me.

**Stifle_this** · 01-20-2005, 12:31 PM

(dont know who ashley j is but...) she goes out with you, but u find out shes a ************(sp?) and she used to be a man

also new family guy episodes are gunna be on fox, so it wont matter if the cable shuts off

i wish i wasnt a loser

wtf transvestit_e is bleeped?

**Ragnarhox** · 01-20-2005, 12:36 PM

they take a survey and your voted #1 loser in the United States

i wish...for world peace.

**Lord_Sylos** · 01-20-2005, 12:46 PM

Originally Posted by Stifle_this

(dont know who ashley j is but...) she goes out with you, but u find out shes a ************(sp?) and she used to be a man

also new family guy episodes are gunna be on fox, so it wont matter if the cable shuts off

i wish i wasnt a loser

wtf transvestit_e is bleeped?

Aw c'mon she's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen, and you have to be so brutal, hell, I was hoping more along the lines of, she goes out with you then finds out your a loser and breaks up with you. That would have been better than finding out she's a man, or "was" a man.

Ragnarox-xxt: World peace occurs but everyone turns gay and you go insane because women like women, only, and all the guys like you!

I wish I knew Stifle irl so i could slap him.

**[Ghost]** · 01-20-2005, 01:45 PM

well you meet stifle in a park...with a shotgun in his hands.

I wish people wouldn't use "u" "y" or "r"

**Ragnarhox** · 01-20-2005, 01:49 PM

english is changed to have u instead of "you" r instead of "are" and y intead of "why"...o yeah and you never die so you have to see it used all the time.

i wish for no school

**CheshireCat** · 01-20-2005, 02:20 PM

School is abolished but everyone becomes stupid and the world ceases to function properly.

I wish for a million wishes.

**Ragnarhox** · 01-20-2005, 02:31 PM

you get a million wishes but you spend your whole life trying to think what your first wish should be and die before making any wishes.

i wish to be invinsible to everything.

**Keitaro** · 01-20-2005, 09:22 PM

You get your wish, but you still only have a human brain. Someone trick you into a shuttle and blast you away into the universe. You travel into a black hole wich absorbs you and all other things that came within it. There is no escape.

I wish i could handle magic.

**Ragnarhox** · 01-21-2005, 11:30 AM

your able to handle magic...for a while...but you try to do spells far beyond your control...and burn your self alive once while trying to cast Inferno.

I wish i could fly.

**X Y Z** · 01-21-2005, 12:52 PM

You get the chance to fly but in a flight are hit by Cuban missles and plummet to your death

(I notice all your endings end in death Ragnarox lmao)

I wish we could read books just by touching them.

**Venom** · 01-21-2005, 12:58 PM

you touch a book and start to read it but when you touched it the page had super glue on it forcing you to read the boook for eternity or untill you die in seven days

i wish i could jump over a candle(idea block)

**qweeve** · 01-21-2005, 08:32 PM

You jump over the candle, but just as you reach the apex of your jump, the candle grows 10 feet instantly, impailing your anus, doesn't go out and you burn to death from the inside out.

I wish I had something better to do than invent terrible anal candle impalement stories.