Ruin A Wish

[CheshireCat]

You run a uber antivirus, and it deletes all infected files. Some of them are required to run windows, you have to re-install.

I wish D2 Classic had better armor.

[Silver Ice]

u trade for a high def armor in classic, and once u trade for it u get a c/i and the armor is gone. i wish i wasnt poor right now on d2.

[Ragnarhox]

(I notice all your endings end in death Ragnarox lmao)

Well one of them ended in eternal life. lol.

Your in a game when suddenly a man comes in and gives you the best items in Diablo2LOD. Then from all the the excitement you havea heart attack and nearly die...return from the hospital the next day you find your account deleted and have another heart attack, killing you.


I wish i knew when ladder reset.

[Dynafrom]

ladder reseted today but there was a shutdown all of your chars were deleted and u were cd key banned



I wish I Had a ebotd zerker

[Ragnarhox]

you get a ebotd zerker but you are scammed and loose it.





I wish...for to more wishes...then i wish for inviciblity...then i wish that the previous wish cannot be ruined in and way, shape, or form.

[CheshireCat]

You ruined it yourself, there is no such thing as invicibility, so your wish didnt come true, haha.

I wish this thread would die.

[Ragnarhox]

touche.

the thread dies...but a half hour after its death "Ruin A Wish 2" is born

I wish a meteor hit the earth and almost everyone dies

[[Ghost]]

At the last minute, the government shoots out a meteor proof coating on all people...exept you.

I wish this thread lives forever!!

[Ragnarhox]

The thread lives for ever but you die tomarrow so, you never get to enjoy it.




I wish i didnt need to sleep

[qweeve]

you get a girlfriend

i wish i had more points

A girlfriend would be cool, as long as my wife doesn't find out

[Lord_Sylos]

wish granted:), your wife never finds out...herself, it turns out your girlfriend is in fact your wife's best friend.

i wish i was old enough to get a credit card and be able to pay it off

[nujabes]

u stay the same age forever so u can never get a credit card

i wish i had a hoagie

[CheshireCat]

You start eating it and choke, and throw up all over everyone and no one likes you any more.

I wish I wasn't bored.

[Stifle_this]

u suddenly realize the most exciting thing ever that you could do, but its so exciting ur brain explodes form the idea of it

i wish i could find a good price guide for east nl sc

[Crimson D3m0n]

You find the price guide but the U.S. Government seizes the document and throws you in the slammer for allegedly "importing WMD's via codename D2."

I wish I had a wish sandwich ^_^

[X Y Z]

You get that wish sandwich but it is composed of toe fungus, donkey brain and rotten eggs and are forced to eat it.


I wish that I could get a Ferrari

[CheshireCat]

You get so many speeding tickets, you have to sell the Ferrari to pay for them.

I wish I had something good to eat.

[X Y Z]

You get something good to eat, but you only get a tiny piece and nothing else, so you are left wanting more.


I wish Diablo had a 'ignore stupid people automatically' feature and I was not in it. Cause I am uber l33t

[[Ghost]]

you eventualy find out you are uber noob and they add you the "this list is for retards" list and you are unable to talk to anyone

I wish I had all the knowladge of a DnD pro

[TYLER]

you find a mythical book and you then know everything there is to know about DnD. but, to make room in your brain to gain this knowledge, you forgot everything else, thus, you stop breathing, and collaopse unto the floor and die.

i wish...i wish i had bottle rockets and a barbie corvette.