Ruin A Wish

**nujabes** · 02-04-2005, 11:29 AM

ur a cartoon character in blues clues and ur trapped forever

i wish i never had math hw

**Clover Gz** · 02-04-2005, 11:50 AM

i became hired as your new teacher, and i give you 3 hours of homework every night...not to educate you...just to **** you off.

i wish i was on the scrabble tournament on tv ((lol this isnt serious but i saw it one day...people really take that serious!))

**~~matthacker~~** · 02-04-2005, 11:54 AM

u get on a scrabble tournet on tv and the ur chagger pulls ur pants down and its live tv

i wish i had a new sig

**nujabes** · 02-04-2005, 12:18 PM

u do get a new sig but the maker makes it all gay

i wish it was later at night rite now

**Hamel** · 02-04-2005, 10:12 PM

It is later at night, but in 5 min a nuke goes off and you die.

I wish i had a wrapper.

**Clover Gz** · 02-04-2005, 10:19 PM

i give you one, but you shove it down your throat and suffocate yourself.

i wish i was better with photoshop

**Foog** · 02-04-2005, 10:48 PM

i chop off all four of your fingers so you cant use a computer.

i wish .. nothing bad happened if i had sex.

**Clover Gz** · 02-04-2005, 10:53 PM

your wish comes true...

but you never get any

i wish UK was #1 ((basketball))

**Obfuscate** · 02-04-2005, 11:30 PM

UK is #1!!! (UK fan btw)

I wish I could go *boom* randomly.

**Clover Gz** · 02-04-2005, 11:51 PM

yo go *boom* ... your head explodes (((HE.L.L. yeah! go UK lol!)))

i wish that i could watch Napoleon Dynamite

**Corona_Time** · 02-05-2005, 12:32 AM

I make you watch the same episode for 1 month straigh 24-7 strapped to a chair with movement only of the mouth for the porkin-beans diet that I have given you. As you attempt to sleep you eyes are held open due to the fact that I stapled your eyelids open.

I wish I could retire

**Foog** · 02-05-2005, 04:11 AM

you get fired from your job and so you can't have enough money to retire.

i wish there was no such thing as biology.

**Clover Gz** · 02-05-2005, 04:25 AM

i become a scientist, and create 10 new required bio feilds in order for you to graduate.

i wish homework and tests were illegal

**Foog** · 02-05-2005, 04:28 AM

they are illegal but your teachers make u do em anyways, and you go to jail.

i wish i was steven jobs.

**Clover Gz** · 02-06-2005, 02:43 AM

...i got nothin lol

i wish i knew who steven jobs was ...(sry i mite b stupid idk..but im only 14 cut me sum slack)

**Foog** · 02-06-2005, 02:46 AM

you realize that steven jobs invented APPLE COMPUTERS, but by that time, i've hired john travolta to come and kill you. (just watched pulp fiction, great flick).

i wish i had friends.