Ruin A Wish

[nujabes]

u do get a boob in ur hand...of an 80 year old

i wish i had an AEG

[Hamel]

Umm aeg (what is that) You get an aeg and the lose it....


I wish i had a paper bag

[Foog]

you get it but you dro pit and i appear out of nowhere and run over it with my car.
that i don't have.

i wish i had a car.

[Hamel]

You take your life fortune and buy a nice car with it that later brakes down in the middle of the desert


i wish i got banned from pizza hut

[Clover Gz]

you get banned from pizza hut...((eh thats impossible to come up with anything lol nice job...))


i wish i had a HOT woman's boob in my hand...better yet i wish i had Carmen Electra's boob in my hand...

[matthacker]

YOU GET CARMEN ELETRA'S BOOB IN UR HAND and she yelles rape and go to jail then her boyfriend beats u and she sues u for 8 millon


i wish i was 18

[nujabes]

ur 18, get caught smoking ****, end up in jail

i wish no one was racist

[Stifle_this]

HA not gunna happen, but arent u just a sweet person to wish it

i wish women didnt make my head hurt

[nujabes]

alas, women dont make ur head hurt. now guys make ur head hurt.

i wish the school year ended earlier

[Majii]

The school year ends earlier, but in return it also starts earlier, and you may never graduate.



I wish I had some waffles and a pillow :-(

[matthacker]

u get your waffle and pillow and the u eat the pillow instead of the waffle.


i wish i had some chotlete milk

[Jellyblob]

You buy your chocolate milk off some hobo in the street ... after some toxicology of your dead body, the "chocolate milk" was in fact his fart that followed through and his smegma on top - hey chocolate cappucino ! ^^

I wish that all women in the world were attractive personality wise and looks, just like some of my teachers in my school! ;D

[Clover Gz]

they all are, but u never get any of them.

i wish i had a battery

[nujabes]

u get a battery and it explodes on u

i wish i had ranch flavored doritos

[ken2520]

u get the ranch but it turns out to b a oven cooked finger and u eat it and said it tased good but after an hr u get posioned and dieria raelllly really badly

i wish i got more money for chiense new year

[nujabes]

u get more money, but in china money so its worth less than it is

i wish my dog was younger

[ken2520]

ur dog gets too young it died bcause it wasnt born yet


i wish i was famous on d2s

[[Ghost]]

You get famous for being the only idiot to trade an invintory full of 290's for 1 gold

I wish I ruled the world

[nujabes]

u rule the world but the whole world overthrows u and ur dead

i wish i was rich on d2

[Clover Gz]

u get rich, but then someone hacks you and you lose everything...and die ---(that was from nowhere i just felt like sayin it hehe...))

i wish my cell phone sreen wasnt cracked...