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    u play basketball but u gots no hops so u lose and a bunch of ghetto guys laugh at u then break ur leg
    i wish my mouse doesnt screw up and click twice all the time

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    hurrah ur mouse doesnt click twice everytime. now it clicks 5times every click

    i wish i had no geometry hw for the rest of the year

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    You get no more geometry home work, its now calculus

    I wish I had some chili fries

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    u get chili fries but from a cheap restaurant. the chili is all cold and is still in the can shape from the can it was in

    i wish i had a chalupa from taco bell

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    u mispronounce it and get a chihuahua
    i want an enigma

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    I give you Jah Ith Ber, and you put it in the socketed armor you just found. Too bad it was 4 socket armor.

    I wish I was less cool.

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    You get so uncool you die.

    I wish my handwriteing was better.

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    Your handwriting will NEVER get better, loser. (Hey, it's technically ruining a wish... And no offense intended )

    I wish I had a kitten.

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    you get a kitten but its one of those ones thats been locked inside a small jar...a kamakazi kitten.


    i wish i had the time
    "One murder makes a villain, millions a hero. "
    - Beilby Porteus, Death, A Poem

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    u get the time of another country so u get jet lag

    i wish it was feb 22

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinner
    you get a kitten but its one of those ones thats been locked inside a small jar...a kamakazi kitten.


    i wish i had the time
    Bonzai, not Kamikaze. rofl

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    Quote Originally Posted by whiteniggr
    u get the time of another country so u get jet lag

    i wish it was feb 22
    Time speeds up, but You die on february 21st, at 11:59

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    o well ill make a wish

    i wish i had a gigantic chocolate chip cookie. the chewy kind

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    I eat it

    I wish i had a super computer

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    You get your super computer. To bad your crap at running Unix machiens.

    I wish....for the best signature EVER!
    "One murder makes a villain, millions a hero. "
    - Beilby Porteus, Death, A Poem

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    I make the best sig ever but dont let you use it!!! =P

    I wish that I get A's and B's on my next report card so I can get my awesome computer =D

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    You work hard for the grades, but lousy Fed-Ex crushes your computer in delivery and refuses to pay for it, stating that it was manufactured that way.

    I wish I could make backgrounds on Photoshop...

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    you make a background but some starving artist claims you forged it and sues you for a buh-millions bucks (i know there aint no buh-million)
    i wish had a godly druid

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    i take a shot guna and shoot you i wish i had a car

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    You're given a car, but it's a lemon with no wheels.

    I wish I could fly.

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